That's My Baby

All Is Well

   "And welcome back to the Midnight Show, I'm your host Phonso Hardy and todays special guest is none other than the oscar and grammy award winning Vier Washington!" announces Phonso.  I step onto that stage and feel the world move slower than it ever has, its been a while since I've been in front of a live audience. I took time off for the wedding and now I'm back in the swing of things. "So Vier, how are things with you and the mrs.?" phonso asked shuffling the question cards on his desk. "Oh we are amazing, Blu really makes me so happy" soon arises a cohesive "awh" from the crowd. "That's amazing, it really is... So brotha, you have to tell me is Blu good in bed?" he leans over as if making the conversation more private. "Ah, you a fool Phonso... You know I'm not answering that". "Well tell me when you gon drop your next song or star in your next movie?" he asks kicking his foot up on the desk. "Hopefully soon... My agent is pulling some strings now that the honeymoon is over and I'm hoping to put a song out soon" i nod. "Well good, because the industry misses you! Unfortunately that's all the time we have today and I will see you next Wednesday everybody!"
   I got home at roughly three in the morning. I walk into the house not a light is on except for a glow coming from the refridgerator. "Whose there!" I yell turning on the light. Blu jumped back spilling her cup of apple juice all on the counter. "God Damn you Vier! You scared me... Clean this up!" Blu said chucking the roll of paper towels at me. "How was the show babe?" she said snagging a popsicle from the freezer and made her way to the couch. "It was coo" I said focusing on wiping down the counter. I walked over to the couch and started massaging her feet. "Look Vier, we have to talk about something...". "Drop it on me" I said taking a bite of her popsicle. "I-I'm pregnant" she blurted. "Are you playing with me? You have a camera hidden somewhere don't you?" I said playfully pushing her shoulder. "Vier, honey... I'm serious." she explained. "Babe, this is great. I'm going to be a father! Are you kidding me?! This is amazing" words couldn't describe how ecstatic I was. "So I guess my woodie was doing something" I laugh. "Vier! That's very innapropriate" Blu said smacking my arm. "Lets celebrate, she said climbing on top of me. "That sounds good" I bite my lip.
   I tug on her shorts aggressively watching them slowly inch off of her body. Her legs already sheen with baby oil. She unbuttons my dress pants while going in for a kiss, slow and steady. She rips off my shirt and throws it behind her. I take off her shirt slowly, we exchange breath; it's hot and steamy and hasn't even been ten minutes yet. She slips out of her black lace lingerie and pushes me onto the couch. I bit my bottom lip as Blu climbed on top of me and said "Are you ready Daddy?" she sat on my penis, gasping everytime she went further down. One...two...three...four...five...six. "You're a champ!" I tell her placing my hands firmly on her ass. After all is said and done we sit there in silence. Too tired for words.
   "Rise and shine big head" Blu said putting her hands-- which were covered in egg yolk and bacon slime-- on my face. "Is this egg on my face?!" I said wiping the yellow goop off. "Yes" she exclaimed cheerfully. "Asshole" I joked. Blu laughed and resumed work in the kitchen. I walk over to the restroom to rinse my face off. "How'd you sleep baby girl?" I ask making eye contact from the mirror. "I slept amazing, how about you?" she asked dishing out cheesy grits onto a plate. "I slept pretty good, thank you". "What are you getting into today?" Blu asked bringing the plates of eggs, bacon, hash browns, cheesy grits and buttermilk pancakes to the couch and turning on the tv. "I don't know, I might go to the gym or go to the studio...I'll tell you what I end up doing.
I hop in the car about twenty minutes after breakfast and recieve a text message that read:
'Come down to the studio, there's someone I want you to meet'