Aries♈️: *burns dinner*
Taurus♉️: never stops swearing
Gemini♊️: forces their kids into sports
Cancer♋️: the cool parent
Leo♌️: *forgets the kids at the park*
Virgo♍️: forced the kids to do their homework
Libra♎️: leave each other alone and fuck off I'm tired
Scorpio♏️: buys the best food
Sagittarius♐️: annoys the kids with facts
Capricorn♑️: not supportive
Aquarius♒️: *gets a house with a pool but never uses it*
Pisces♓️: kind of scared of their kids
~Eunice~
