Ways To Know That You Have A Best Friend

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SO, here are a couple random things to do with your best friends that perrie22 and I (jesy22) do. So this is kind of like a memory book to us.

1. You Have Autocorrect Jokes

Example:

"My cat died :)"

"What?! Shouldn't you be sad?!"

"Stupid auto correct... I meant :("

Once, instead of typing yay I ended up typing YAT as a typo and now we always say YAT instead of yay.

UAT and UAB. Make some stuff up! Be weird, it's normal... O.o

2. You Have a "Special" Language

I randomly talk by taking off the first letter of each word. It's fun...

Rb onna o ash my air (brb gonna go wash my hair)

E ike ie (we like pie)

3. You Have Funny Threats

I swear I will poop on your head when you sleep tonight!

I will rip your One Direction, Little Mix and The Vamps posters if you don't shut up

PERRIE22: Oh. Snap. KK I'LL SHUT UP NOW..

4. You Have Ways to annoy them

Example:

"So yesterday-"

"Yesterday?!"

"Yea... Anyways, yesterday-"

"Yesterday!"

And keep on saying yesterday every time they try to tell you the story or whatever other word they're using. :D

5. You have a theme song

Mine and @perrie22 's is Wings by the wonderful and smexy Little Mix

6. You Have At Least One Enemy

Disclaimer: This is all of @jesy22 and @perrie22 's experience.

We have an enemy named Hannah. We hate that girl where to the point when we want to push her off a cliff and imagine us dissing her. I never have the guts to do that because I'm those people who can't be mean but sassy at points and those people who immediately feel guilty... But there will be a day when we tell her off. She acts all innocent and copies us in EVERYTHING. In our little group of friends there's two who are the ones with an attitude, me and my other friend, Aruba. But mess around with your enemy or do a prank, but not one where you'll get a detention or worse!

8. You have ways to playfully insult them

Example:

"No matter how pretty you feel, Zayn will always be prettier."

"Niall's quiff is higher than your grades"

9. You spend legitimate all day hanging out with them, video chatting or texting

Example:

You two video chatted for 6 straight hours.

*Next day at school when you first see them*

"OMG I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!"

10. You can insult them and they won't care.

"You have constipated green eyes"

"Thank You"

11. You have a special name for them

Example:

Eleraptor

Banana hater

Mrs. emotionless

Aretha Franklin

12. You two have the most weird photos EVER!

Example:

Double chin and duck face with a edited moose right next to you

Constipated hippo face

13. You've done the Harlem Shake together

hope you enjoyed it! Bye byeeeeee!

Byeee!

-Jesy22 xxxx

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