Kevins Magic Penis

Condoms Only Work 98% Of The Time

KEVINS POV: I was having sex with Vee so it's just any typical every day as you were having sex I forgot to wear protection, which usually isn't a big deal since she can't have kids anyway so I didn't really think of it as an issue.

I shoot a big white load inside of her after I eat a sandwich and drink a diet coke.

~the next morning~

Vee was throwing up she had really bad morning sickness for no apparent reason.

to be safe she took a pregnancy test and oh my God I cannot believe I accidentally impregnated her.

"damn I should've used protection" I thought to myself

A few weeks pass by and we go to the doctors and they give her an ultrasound

Vee. was not only pregnant with one kid she was pregnant with quintuplets

nine months later because I am a lazy piece of shit

Vee is in the delivering room delivering the quintuplets. after she does more just keep popping out unexpectedly even the doctors and nurses were shocked. it's never ending it's like her body is a vending machine and someone put in a $100 bill

The ended up delivering a total of 316 babies. 158 boys and 158 girls.

I had sex with Vees loose pussy again that night my magic penis killed her.

Reston peace Vee and rest in peace all the babies that I ended up making Sheila suffocate with the pillow.