Eren and Annie burst into tha room without even breaking their tight liplock. Annie kicks tha door shut and Eren pushes her hard against it. They stop their kissing just long enough for Annie to take her shirt off and throw it across tha room. They go back to their kiss for a moment until Eren rips their lips apart to take off his shirt as well. He pushes Annie harder into tha door and starts to kiss her neck. Annie moans and fumbles with tha button on Eren's jeans. She's almost got it undone when Eren stops kissing her neck and brings his lips to her ear. "Well, aren't you just dying to have my wing-wang in your wizard sleeve," he whispers seductively.
Tha tone in Eren's voice makes Annie's knees shake. She's about to answer with an enthusiastic "Yes!" but then she realizes what exactly Eren had just whispered in her ear. She pushes him away slightly. "Did you just refer to my vagina as a 'wizard sleeve'?"
Eren nods and pulls her back into him. "Yes. Just as I called my penis a 'wing wang'. He puts his lips back to her ear and whispers to her once more, this time even more seductively. "Is there a problem with that?" Then he pulls her harder into him and kisses her deeper than ever before. Annie's knees buckle and Eren is now tha only reason she's still on her feet. He breaks away again and gives her a sexy smile. "So? Whaddya say?" he asks.
"Yes! Oh yes!" she exclaims. "Please, Eren, please give me your love stick!" She freezes, having realized what she'd just said. She opens her mouth to apologize, but receives a tongue instead.
As they kiss, she finally gets Eren's pants unbuttoned and they drop to his ankles. She instantly feels something hard touch tha bare skin of her stomach. She looks down to see what it is. Eren hadn't been wearing anything under his pants. Figures. Eren catches her staring at his extremities. "Whaddya think?" He gently thrusts his hips, pressing himself harder against her stomach. "Do you like my doinker? Big, ain't it?" He chuckles.
Annie closes her eyes. Naturally, she wants to say something about what he'd called his penis this time, but she did indeed like his 'doinker'. So instead, she just nods. It seems to her that Eren really likes to use strange words rather than tha technical names of their sexual body parts and he's really quite hot, so Annie decides to play along. "Eren," she says hesitantly, "can I touch your schlong?"
"Schlong?" Eren asks as though that word was absolutely preposterous. "Seriously?" Annie nods. She'd figured it was a good name due to tha size of his 'schlong'. Just as she begins to think she'd ruined it all, Eren smiles. "I like that. A lot." He takes her hand in his. "Of course you can touch me down there." He guides her hand right to his hardness. "Annie, you can touch my Wankie anytime." He winks and lets go of her hand, allowing her to take hold of his fully erect penis.
Soon Annie, too, loses her pants and then her bra. They touch and kiss in silence. Relief sweeps over Annie in tha silence, glad that Eren hadn't screwed things up again with his odd names. She thinks to herself, 'Maybe that's tha only time he'll say such things and it won't happen again.' But, when she wraps her arms around his neck, she finds that her hopeful prayers will go unanswered.
Eren lifts her into tha air, pushing her hard against tha door again for more support while holding her. "God, Annie, you make me so hard!" He yells. "My ding-dong has never felt such pleasure and I've never wanted anyone more than I want you." He brings his face right up to hers, their lips almost touching. "Are you ready, Annie? Ready for me to enter you?"
Annie had spent tha last few seconds lost in thoughts of a bunch of boxes of hostess ding-dong snack cakes, but Eren's last words quickly snap her out of it. "Yes, Eren! Oh yes! I'm so ready! Give it to me!"
"You do it," he says. "My hands are obviously full. You have to guide it in for me."
Annie gulps and reaches down to take Eren's hardness into her hand. "It's... It's so warm," she says in astonishment.
