Jared and Cody were camping in woods. They were spending quality time together because they just got married !1!1! I mean they announced it over broadcast so totally real right? So they flew to Iowa to go camping, it's in the middle of woods so who knows where the fuck that is, i think the town is called buckhorn1?1!1! Anyway it's abandoned so that obviously means they want to die if they're camping in an abandoned town smh ! So basically they forgot to bring food because Jared is actually dyslexic, who knew right?!1 Also I think Cody might be dyslexic too because he forgot all the camping supplies. So they uber from the airport to buckhorn so they spent all their money on that uber so now they're both broke af. Now heres the actual story part!
Jared: this is going to be such a nice trip my dude !1!!1
Cody: Right because we have nothing !
Jared: it's the thought that counts !
So Jared and Cody start walking into the woods not knowing where tf they are going ! Sucks being dyslexic !
Cody: um do you think this is a good idea?
Jared: Of course I love Iowa !
Cody: This is really boring and we are probably going to die out here
Jared: Well i get to spend quality with Johnny ! (Don't ask who johnny is you'll find out later xoxo kisses)
Cody: I THOUGHT WE WERE HERE TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER AND YOU BROUGHT JOHNNY?1!1! 😡😡😡
Jared: atleast he loves me unlike you ! You trick ass bitch !
Cody: *screams and runs off*
Jared: lol bye !
DUN DUN DUN TO BE CONTINUED
