Code Noir

P- Mysterious Hacker

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-Chat room opened-


YourMom69 started the chat


YourMom69: hey boozies


xKickerTwistRodx joined the chat


xKickerTwistRodx: Jokes on you fucker
xKickerTwistRodx: Youre the only one who drank enough booze to get yourself completely hammered to the point of crying
xKickerTwistRodx: Ntm you fuckin drank /all/ of that shit and left none of it for us
YourMom69: not how it happened you fgt
xKickerTwistRodx: "fgt" What are you twelve?


DankP3p3s has joined the chat


DankP3p3s: Actually, that's exactly how it happened
YourMom69: fuk u
YourMom69: whos side r u on here jakey boy
DankP3p3s: First off don't call me that
DankP3p3s: Only my brother does, and it's fucking annoying
DankP3p3s: Second, I'm pissed at you
YourMom69: um y
DankP3p3s: Because you drunk crank-called your own grandmother thinking it was Ethan
DankP3p3s: Which would've been HILARIOUS given the circumstances
DankP3p3s: Except you mentioned that we were GETTING DRUNK on said phone call and the cops showed up to my fucking house
xKickerTwistRodx: Fr
YourMom69: oh
DankP3p3s: Yeah, "oh"
xKickerTwistRodx: I /did/ tell you "do not invite Benny" didnt I Jake?
DankP3p3s: Ngl
DankP3p3s: You did
xKickerTwistRodx: Hah
xKickerTwistRodx: Point in case mf
YourMom69: assfuck
xKickerTwistRodx: Well you only proved why its a good thing I warned him
xKickerTwistRodx: So stfu and stuff it ben-tard
DankP3p3s: He's right, biggest mistake, never again
YourMom69: ...
xKickerTwistRodx: .-.








0AllHackedUp0 has joined the chat


DankP3p3s: I hate being the nice friend that just wants to include people
DankP3p3s: Oh, hey
0AllHackedUp0: Aye.
DankP3p3s: There's my favorite weeb
0AllHackedUp0: xD There's my favorite memer.
xKickerTwistRodx: Fags
xKickerTwistRodx: Also Ethan how was staying home from Jakes party :P
0AllHackedUp0: It was alright, but I'd honestly had rather be hanging with you guys.
YourMom69: well dont because you didnt miss much ethan
YourMom69: it sucked
YourMom69: major balls
xKickerTwistRodx: Stfu Benny
xKickerTwistRodx: Youre literally the only reason that it sucked
DankP3p3s: Nah
DankP3p3s: Even without Benny's drunken fuckup, it still was kinda down without our DJ
0AllHackedUp0: Awe. Lmao, sorry. Also, what did Ben do to fuck up this time?
xKickerTwistRodx: "this time" lmao
DankP3p3s: ^
DankP3p3s: Also, read the above chat and you'll see
0AllHackedUp0: K
YourMom69: fuck you guys
YourMom69: im going afk for a bit
xKickerTwistRodx: Thank fuck




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0AllHackedUp0: ...Um, who is this?
CodeNoir: ...01101101 01110101 0110010 01110100 01100101
CodeNoir: I hear tell you're a hacker. A hacker that found his way onto the deep web.



Ethan: (W-What?! Oh, fuuuuck, I told Jake that wandering too deep could fuck us later... That, and the kind of stuff we found is going to scar me for life. Unless this is him pulling a prank, which knowing his fucked up sense of humor, I wouldn't put it past him. Benny and Rodney don't know how hack.)

0AllHackedUp0: ...The fuck? Jake, is this you?
CodeNoir: I could use you. Don't disappoint me, Ethan.
CodeNoir: Don't you dare fucking disappoint me.

Ethan: (I don't know what's going on, but I'm screenshotting those numbers.)
-Screenshots-

CodeNoir: Good, good. Don't lose that.
CodeNoir ended the Private Chat

Ethan: ... How did he know I took a screenshot...?
-Tries to open private chat history-

!ERROR!
CHAT NOT FOUND

Ethan: (Deleting the conversation shouldn't be possible... And the bug that randomly deleted private conversation histories on this server was fixed a loooong time ago. This shit is fucked. There's no way this was Jake. His hacking skills are only mediocre. I should still talk to him, regardless...)
-looks up user CodeNoir-

USER NOT FOUND
Perhaps you misspelled, or this user is inactive.
Would you like to search using your contacts?

Ethan: Dammit, what the hell? Processing and deleting an account on ChatHubble takes at least two days! This is unreal.

-Goes back to chat-

YourMom69: yeah well u guys r pricks
YourMom69: im gone
xKickerTwistRodx: Bye asshole


YourMom69 has left the chat


DankP3p3s: Hey, where's Ethan?
xKickerTwistRodx: Dunno
xKickerTwistRodx: Maybe he got sick of Bens shit
DankP3p3s: He would've left, then
0AllHackedUp0: I'm here guys. Sorry.
xKickerTwistRodx: afk?
0AllHackedUp0: Um no. I was dealing with an issue.
DankP3p3s: ? Oh?
0AllHackedUp0: Um, Jake. PC me for a bit.
0AllHackedUp0: Sorry, Rodney.
xKickerTwistRodx: No prob dude
xKickerTwistRodx: Was gonna go afk for a bit anyway so my mom doesnt know Im on the computer
DankP3p3s: Grounded because of the party?
xKickerTwistRodx: No grounded because of /Benny/ ratting out the party
xKickerTwistRodx: Im surprised /you/ weren't grounded given it was at your house
DankP3p3s: Eh
DankP3p3s: I was, but
DankP3p3s: Grandma went on a trip to visit my uncle who's in rehab in Kentucky, so she's leaving for the week
DankP3p3s: She "confiscated" and "hid" my computer for the time being, but she's very obvious and it was easy to find
xKickerTwistRodx: thats fucking great you lucky prick
xKickerTwistRodx: and she left you alone for the week?
DankP3p3s: Pffft nah, she left bro to watch me
xKickerTwistRodx: Alex? Aw hes kick ass
xKickerTwistRodx: He let you have free reign over your laptop once you found it?
DankP3p3s: Yea
DankP3p3s: Gram told him not to let me
DankP3p3s: But he's proud of me for throwing a party and growing the balls to ask out Rae at said party
xKickerTwistRodx: Uber jealous you got a brother like that
0AllHackedUp0: You guys done? This is important. Dire situation, man.
DankP3p3s: Well, of course dude
DankP3p3s: Could've interrupted at any time with a PC invite

0AllHackedUp0 started Private Chat with DankP3p3s

DankP3p3s: So uh
DankP3p3s: What's pulling your panties champ?
DankP3p3s: Finally professing your undying love to me?
0AllHackedUp0: Jake, this is serious.
0AllHackedUp0: I could be in some deep shit. And I have a really bad feeling.
DankP3p3s: Well, spill, man
DankP3p3s: I'm all ears
0AllHackedUp0: Now, this is hard to believe, but... some guy that never joined this ChatHubble server code was able to PC me.
DankP3p3s: ?
DankP3p3s: That's... kinda freaky
DankP3p3s: But I think you're being a little paranoid
DankP3p3s: It's probably just a troll hacker with far too much spare time to learn how to creep a chat
0AllHackedUp0: That's what I thought at first, too, but get this.
0AllHackedUp0: Jake, he knew about us getting into the deep web. And he knew my name.
DankP3p3s: ...Oh shit
DankP3p3s: You didn't tell Rod or Ben or ANYONE else about that, right?
DankP3p3s: 'Cause if you did, it's most likely one of them trolling
0AllHackedUp0: Uh, no?
0AllHackedUp0: Did you?
DankP3p3s: FUCK no
0AllHackedUp0: Okay, good.
DankP3p3s: Telling people you got into the deep web is hard to believe, even for hackers
DankP3p3s: Some people don't even believe it really exists
DankP3p3s: Plus I'd really rather forget the horrid pedo and cannibalistic shit we saw on there
DankP3p3s: There are people out there who are fucking SICK, Ethan!
0AllHackedUp0: Yeah, I'm well aware. I /told/ you we should've contacted the cops!
DankP3p3s: And I told YOU that the cops can't do jack about it
DankP3p3s: It's the fucking DEEP WEB
DankP3p3s: Criminal activity goes unnoticed there all the damn time
DankP3p3s: There are no links to GET there to send to anyone
0AllHackedUp0: I know, I know... and we were too freaked out to pay any mind to the name of it as we closed out.
DankP3p3s: Yeah, but
DankP3p3s: Not like knowing the name would do much good for the cops, anyway
DankP3p3s: Can't find that shit via Google search, Ethan
0AllHackedUp0: Okay, okay, can we please just focus with the problem at hand?
DankP3p3s: ? Huh?
DankP3p3s: Oh, the hacker guy
DankP3p3s: What was his username, and what did he say?
0AllHackedUp0: His user name was CodeNoir. Don't bother looking it up, because it will just give you an error message. Hold on. I have a screenshot of the first part of the conversation.
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0AllHackedUp0 sent a ChatHubble(c) Screenshot from an earlier Private Chat!
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0AllHackedUp0: Um? "Error"?
0AllHackedUp0: The fuck? What happened to the PC info on the side?!
DankP3p3s: ...
DankP3p3s: "Don't you dare fucking disappoint me"?
DankP3p3s: And what the Hell is that "01" business? Morse code?
DankP3p3s: Also, with the Error business, I'm not even shocked
DankP3p3s: ChatHubble is buggy as all Hell
0AllHackedUp0: Yeah, sure a few load lags here and there and not the best connection in the world...
0AllHackedUp0: But I personally recoded this server to make sure it wouldn't bug out /this/ bad.
0AllHackedUp0: /This/ here seems deliberate.
DankP3p3s: I don't know, man
0AllHackedUp0: Well... what do you think?
DankP3p3s: I think you're overreacting a bit and should just leave it
0AllHackedUp0: I can't do that now! I'll be paranoid as all hell.
DankP3p3s: Ethan, let's be real
DankP3p3s: You're always paranoid over everything
DankP3p3s: You'll be alright
DankP3p3s: Just get some sleep for the night, ok?
0AllHackedUp0: I can't just leave this alone, Jake. It's too freaky, and I'm not having it.
DankP3p3s: Look if it eases your mind at all
DankP3p3s: I'll look into this shit a bit tomorrow and send you what I find
0AllHackedUp0: Thank you.
DankP3p3s: Just be careful and avoid anything that has to do with the deep web whilst searching tomorrow, ok?
0AllHackedUp0: No shit.
0AllHackedUp0: Don't have to tell /me/ twice.
DankP3p3s: Good, because if I had to remind you again I'd beat the shit out of you
DankP3p3s: xoxo Hugs 'n' kisses and all that nasty
DankP3p3s: Now go the fuck to sleep, you piece of shit
0AllHackedUp0: I hate you.
DankP3p3s: You see, you say that
DankP3p3s: But you're probably laughing
0AllHackedUp0: I really, really hate you sometimes.
DankP3p3s: Only 'cause I can read you like a book, even across the internet
DankP3p3s: G'night, Ethan
0AllHackedUp0: Night. Tell Rodney I signed off.
DankP3p3s: Will do

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