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-Chat room opened-
YourMom69 started the chat
YourMom69: hey boozies
xKickerTwistRodx joined the chat
xKickerTwistRodx: Jokes on you fucker
xKickerTwistRodx: Youre the only one who drank enough booze to get yourself completely hammered to the point of crying
xKickerTwistRodx: Ntm you fuckin drank /all/ of that shit and left none of it for us
YourMom69: not how it happened you fgt
xKickerTwistRodx: "fgt" What are you twelve?
DankP3p3s has joined the chat
DankP3p3s: Actually, that's exactly how it happened
YourMom69: fuk u
YourMom69: whos side r u on here jakey boy
DankP3p3s: First off don't call me that
DankP3p3s: Only my brother does, and it's fucking annoying
DankP3p3s: Second, I'm pissed at you
YourMom69: um y
DankP3p3s: Because you drunk crank-called your own grandmother thinking it was Ethan
DankP3p3s: Which would've been HILARIOUS given the circumstances
DankP3p3s: Except you mentioned that we were GETTING DRUNK on said phone call and the cops showed up to my fucking house
xKickerTwistRodx: Fr
YourMom69: oh
DankP3p3s: Yeah, "oh"
xKickerTwistRodx: I /did/ tell you "do not invite Benny" didnt I Jake?
DankP3p3s: Ngl
DankP3p3s: You did
xKickerTwistRodx: Hah
xKickerTwistRodx: Point in case mf
YourMom69: assfuck
xKickerTwistRodx: Well you only proved why its a good thing I warned him
xKickerTwistRodx: So stfu and stuff it ben-tard
DankP3p3s: He's right, biggest mistake, never again
YourMom69: ...
xKickerTwistRodx: .-.
0AllHackedUp0 has joined the chat
DankP3p3s: I hate being the nice friend that just wants to include people
DankP3p3s: Oh, hey
0AllHackedUp0: Aye.
DankP3p3s: There's my favorite weeb
0AllHackedUp0: xD There's my favorite memer.
xKickerTwistRodx: Fags
xKickerTwistRodx: Also Ethan how was staying home from Jakes party :P
0AllHackedUp0: It was alright, but I'd honestly had rather be hanging with you guys.
YourMom69: well dont because you didnt miss much ethan
YourMom69: it sucked
YourMom69: major balls
xKickerTwistRodx: Stfu Benny
xKickerTwistRodx: Youre literally the only reason that it sucked
DankP3p3s: Nah
DankP3p3s: Even without Benny's drunken fuckup, it still was kinda down without our DJ
0AllHackedUp0: Awe. Lmao, sorry. Also, what did Ben do to fuck up this time?
xKickerTwistRodx: "this time" lmao
DankP3p3s: ^
DankP3p3s: Also, read the above chat and you'll see
0AllHackedUp0: K
YourMom69: fuck you guys
YourMom69: im going afk for a bit
xKickerTwistRodx: Thank fuck
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0AllHackedUp0: ...Um, who is this?
CodeNoir: ...01101101 01110101 0110010 01110100 01100101
CodeNoir: I hear tell you're a hacker. A hacker that found his way onto the deep web.
Ethan: (W-What?! Oh, fuuuuck, I told Jake that wandering too deep could fuck us later... That, and the kind of stuff we found is going to scar me for life. Unless this is him pulling a prank, which knowing his fucked up sense of humor, I wouldn't put it past him. Benny and Rodney don't know how hack.)
0AllHackedUp0: ...The fuck? Jake, is this you?
CodeNoir: I could use you. Don't disappoint me, Ethan.
CodeNoir: Don't you dare fucking disappoint me.
Ethan: (I don't know what's going on, but I'm screenshotting those numbers.)
-Screenshots-
CodeNoir: Good, good. Don't lose that.
CodeNoir ended the Private Chat
Ethan: ... How did he know I took a screenshot...?
-Tries to open private chat history-
!ERROR!
CHAT NOT FOUND
Ethan: (Deleting the conversation shouldn't be possible... And the bug that randomly deleted private conversation histories on this server was fixed a loooong time ago. This shit is fucked. There's no way this was Jake. His hacking skills are only mediocre. I should still talk to him, regardless...)
-looks up user CodeNoir-
USER NOT FOUND
Perhaps you misspelled, or this user is inactive.
Would you like to search using your contacts?
Ethan: Dammit, what the hell? Processing and deleting an account on ChatHubble takes at least two days! This is unreal.
-Goes back to chat-
YourMom69: yeah well u guys r pricks
YourMom69: im gone
xKickerTwistRodx: Bye asshole
YourMom69 has left the chat
DankP3p3s: Hey, where's Ethan?
xKickerTwistRodx: Dunno
xKickerTwistRodx: Maybe he got sick of Bens shit
DankP3p3s: He would've left, then
0AllHackedUp0: I'm here guys. Sorry.
xKickerTwistRodx: afk?
0AllHackedUp0: Um no. I was dealing with an issue.
DankP3p3s: ? Oh?
0AllHackedUp0: Um, Jake. PC me for a bit.
0AllHackedUp0: Sorry, Rodney.
xKickerTwistRodx: No prob dude
xKickerTwistRodx: Was gonna go afk for a bit anyway so my mom doesnt know Im on the computer
DankP3p3s: Grounded because of the party?
xKickerTwistRodx: No grounded because of /Benny/ ratting out the party
xKickerTwistRodx: Im surprised /you/ weren't grounded given it was at your house
DankP3p3s: Eh
DankP3p3s: I was, but
DankP3p3s: Grandma went on a trip to visit my uncle who's in rehab in Kentucky, so she's leaving for the week
DankP3p3s: She "confiscated" and "hid" my computer for the time being, but she's very obvious and it was easy to find
xKickerTwistRodx: thats fucking great you lucky prick
xKickerTwistRodx: and she left you alone for the week?
DankP3p3s: Pffft nah, she left bro to watch me
xKickerTwistRodx: Alex? Aw hes kick ass
xKickerTwistRodx: He let you have free reign over your laptop once you found it?
DankP3p3s: Yea
DankP3p3s: Gram told him not to let me
DankP3p3s: But he's proud of me for throwing a party and growing the balls to ask out Rae at said party
xKickerTwistRodx: Uber jealous you got a brother like that
0AllHackedUp0: You guys done? This is important. Dire situation, man.
DankP3p3s: Well, of course dude
DankP3p3s: Could've interrupted at any time with a PC invite
0AllHackedUp0 started Private Chat with DankP3p3s
DankP3p3s: So uh
DankP3p3s: What's pulling your panties champ?
DankP3p3s: Finally professing your undying love to me?
0AllHackedUp0: Jake, this is serious.
0AllHackedUp0: I could be in some deep shit. And I have a really bad feeling.
DankP3p3s: Well, spill, man
DankP3p3s: I'm all ears
0AllHackedUp0: Now, this is hard to believe, but... some guy that never joined this ChatHubble server code was able to PC me.
DankP3p3s: ?
DankP3p3s: That's... kinda freaky
DankP3p3s: But I think you're being a little paranoid
DankP3p3s: It's probably just a troll hacker with far too much spare time to learn how to creep a chat
0AllHackedUp0: That's what I thought at first, too, but get this.
0AllHackedUp0: Jake, he knew about us getting into the deep web. And he knew my name.
DankP3p3s: ...Oh shit
DankP3p3s: You didn't tell Rod or Ben or ANYONE else about that, right?
DankP3p3s: 'Cause if you did, it's most likely one of them trolling
0AllHackedUp0: Uh, no?
0AllHackedUp0: Did you?
DankP3p3s: FUCK no
0AllHackedUp0: Okay, good.
DankP3p3s: Telling people you got into the deep web is hard to believe, even for hackers
DankP3p3s: Some people don't even believe it really exists
DankP3p3s: Plus I'd really rather forget the horrid pedo and cannibalistic shit we saw on there
DankP3p3s: There are people out there who are fucking SICK, Ethan!
0AllHackedUp0: Yeah, I'm well aware. I /told/ you we should've contacted the cops!
DankP3p3s: And I told YOU that the cops can't do jack about it
DankP3p3s: It's the fucking DEEP WEB
DankP3p3s: Criminal activity goes unnoticed there all the damn time
DankP3p3s: There are no links to GET there to send to anyone
0AllHackedUp0: I know, I know... and we were too freaked out to pay any mind to the name of it as we closed out.
DankP3p3s: Yeah, but
DankP3p3s: Not like knowing the name would do much good for the cops, anyway
DankP3p3s: Can't find that shit via Google search, Ethan
0AllHackedUp0: Okay, okay, can we please just focus with the problem at hand?
DankP3p3s: ? Huh?
DankP3p3s: Oh, the hacker guy
DankP3p3s: What was his username, and what did he say?
0AllHackedUp0: His user name was CodeNoir. Don't bother looking it up, because it will just give you an error message. Hold on. I have a screenshot of the first part of the conversation.
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0AllHackedUp0 sent a ChatHubble(c) Screenshot from an earlier Private Chat!
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0AllHackedUp0: Um? "Error"?
0AllHackedUp0: The fuck? What happened to the PC info on the side?!
DankP3p3s: ...
DankP3p3s: "Don't you dare fucking disappoint me"?
DankP3p3s: And what the Hell is that "01" business? Morse code?
DankP3p3s: Also, with the Error business, I'm not even shocked
DankP3p3s: ChatHubble is buggy as all Hell
0AllHackedUp0: Yeah, sure a few load lags here and there and not the best connection in the world...
0AllHackedUp0: But I personally recoded this server to make sure it wouldn't bug out /this/ bad.
0AllHackedUp0: /This/ here seems deliberate.
DankP3p3s: I don't know, man
0AllHackedUp0: Well... what do you think?
DankP3p3s: I think you're overreacting a bit and should just leave it
0AllHackedUp0: I can't do that now! I'll be paranoid as all hell.
DankP3p3s: Ethan, let's be real
DankP3p3s: You're always paranoid over everything
DankP3p3s: You'll be alright
DankP3p3s: Just get some sleep for the night, ok?
0AllHackedUp0: I can't just leave this alone, Jake. It's too freaky, and I'm not having it.
DankP3p3s: Look if it eases your mind at all
DankP3p3s: I'll look into this shit a bit tomorrow and send you what I find
0AllHackedUp0: Thank you.
DankP3p3s: Just be careful and avoid anything that has to do with the deep web whilst searching tomorrow, ok?
0AllHackedUp0: No shit.
0AllHackedUp0: Don't have to tell /me/ twice.
DankP3p3s: Good, because if I had to remind you again I'd beat the shit out of you
DankP3p3s: xoxo Hugs 'n' kisses and all that nasty
DankP3p3s: Now go the fuck to sleep, you piece of shit
0AllHackedUp0: I hate you.
DankP3p3s: You see, you say that
DankP3p3s: But you're probably laughing
0AllHackedUp0: I really, really hate you sometimes.
DankP3p3s: Only 'cause I can read you like a book, even across the internet
DankP3p3s: G'night, Ethan
0AllHackedUp0: Night. Tell Rodney I signed off.
DankP3p3s: Will do
You signed off
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Code Noir
Misterio / SuspensoTwo kids, Ethan and Jake, decided to get access to the deep web to see if what lies there is true. To their horror, the two discovered exactly what they hoped to not find. After discovering an awful live snuff video, the two scarred young adults dec...