The Signs as Insults from Hamilton
Aries: "Sit down, John, you fAT MOTHER--"
Taurus: "Yeah. He's not the choice I would've gone with."
Gemini: "It's hard to listen to you with a straight face."
Cancer: "God, I hope you're satisfied."
Leo: "You stand only for yourself; it's what you do. I can't apologize because it's true."
Virgo: "Your father's a scoundrel, and so, it seems, so are you."
Libra: "Awesome. Wow."
Scorpio: "Turn around, bend over, I'll show you where my shoe fits."
Sagittarius: "My dog speaks more eloquently than thee."
Pisces: "I'm not here for you!"
Capicorn: "You're absolutely right. John would've shot him in the mouth. That would have shut him up."
Aquarius: "Burr, close the door on your way out."
EDIT:
Added Aquarius! I'm so sorry for skipping on it!!