The Signs as Characters in a Winters Ball
Aaron Burr: "If you can marry a sister, you're rich, son!": Taurus, Gemini, Virgo, Capricorn
Alexander Hamilton: "Is that a question of if Burr, or which one?": Aries, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius
John Laurens, desperately pretending to be straight: Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces