2 AM ( Misha Collins & Matt Cohen fic )

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I held Matt's hand to the door, pulling out some unwanted receipts while attempting to fish out for my keys in my bag.

"Okay you get whatever you find in the kitchen and I'll put on The Office." I said to him as we stepped in the house. Damn it. I forgot.

The sight of Misha curled up on the couch was unsightly. "aaaand he's still here." Matt sighed in defeat and i smiled at him sympathetically. " Let's head up. We can watch it on the Ipad." I went up and grabbed a pillow and a blanket while Matt strolled in the kitchen. I raised Misha's head slowly and lightly rested him on the pillow I slipped in. I wrapped the blanket around him and ran my fingers through his hair, he looked so troubled even when he was sleeping. We grabbed candies, crackers, chips, everything we could find in the cabinets and headed up catching up on season 4 on The Office.

"Dwight has to be my favourite character. Raiin is such a fantastic actor." I laughed historically at Dwight's facially expressions. I caught a glimpse of Matt eyes staring at me and smiling like an idiot. "Is there something on my face?"

He shook his head gently. "No, I'm just glad to have thou as m' wonderful lady." He gestured his hand in a circular motion towards his chest and bowed his head. Raising his head up again, his bluish-green eyes staring at my lips lusciously, slowly leaning forward to me as I did the same. When his lips finally touches mine, it felt soft from his constant licking on them, tasted like the frutips he had earlier on. I licked his lips slowly, grazing my tongue on his teeth and heard a constrained moan at the back of his throat.  When we finally broke contact for some air, we continued observing each other's face features.

"Right... Next episode!" I exclaimed, stuffing a sour skittles in Matt's mouth and smiled at him.

We survived through the next 2 episodes until we slowly drifted to sleep with me laying on his arm and my hand over his chest.

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I woke up the next morning with bluish-green orbs whom I recognised really quickly. I gave him a small smile and he returned it.

"You may have your foot back now." Matt closed his eyes and smiled with his white teeth innocently and i realised i had my leg rested on his stomach. " Oops sorry." I redrew my leg and embraced myself in his big arms, with his chest against the back of my head.

Soon after my stomach started to grumble. " Right. Beast's awake. Time for some breakfast." I pushed myself away from Matt and he followed on quickly. I rubbed my eyes with the heel of my hands and my vision was blurred   

"I'll make us some french toast. Milk or coffee, love?" Matt swung his arm around my neck to the kitchen.

"Milk please. Thank you love chef." I smiled at him and walked to the living room and saw an enormous blanket-wrapped burrito on the couch. Oh right. Ugh. I stood in front of the couch thinking of the best prank I can pull off him right now. Fake fire alarm? Whipped cream face? Leg tickles...?  Okay i got the perfect one. I walked back to the kitchen with Matt on the frying pan already.

"Damn that smells really good. Come over after you're done. I have something planned." I grinned at him and sniggered.  "You could just tell me now." Matt replied while transferring the freshly made toast to a plate.

"Okay Misha's still asleep on the couch. I figured we'll go beside him and pretend to have sex."

Matt's face immediately turned 50 shades red and I took note.

"No! Not actual Sex! Make bedroom noises, you know."

"Ohhhhhhh. Okay for a second i thought... Okay. I have something too. Grab some or your aloe vera gel upstairs and i'll see you in the living room."

And I did what i was told to. Matt came in with a banana on his hand. He handed me the banana and gestured a blow job motion on Misha. And this is why Matt's my bestfrie- Boyfriend.

He applied shit ton of gel on his hands and gestured 1-2-3 with his fingers and we started moaning and screaming each other days while Matt squeeze the palm of his hands together, imitating the sound of a dick entering in and I plopped in the banana into Misha's conveniently wide open mouth and moaned each time i push it in. Misha jerked up abruptly, looking confused as he always was. He reached to his mouth with his hand and took a deep breath. "Please tell me that I did not give someone a BJ." He cringed at his breath.

"Actually, Jensen was here earlier and you guys seemed to have had the time of your lives." I winked at Matt who returned a smile, half laughing.

"Wait are you fucking serious?" He looked at us wide-eyed.

"Happy April Fool's day!" I exclaimed and threw the banana at his face which he caught it and started peeling the skin off and eating the banana. Matt and I watched him in disgust.

"April Fool's day was 6 months ago. I hate ya'll." Misha pushed our shoulders away, pretending to show hurt.