Aries: You
Taurus: Their alarm clock
Gemini: The entire human race
Cancer: Anyone who makes them cry
Leo: Condoms
Virgo: The Patriarchy
Libra: Everyone but only using their lips
Scorpio: God
Sagittarius: Iggy Azalea
Capricorn: Their Parents
Aquarius: Bras
Pisces: Themselves
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I hate my alarm clock.
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac ~.~
HumorBook of Zodiac stuff!!! Warning: It has just come to my attention that there is minor language in this book. If you are sensitive to that kind of thing don't blame me for not warning you!
