WHAT THE F**K JUST HAPPENED?
FOUR DEAD.
I'M DYING INSIDE.(If you're worried for spoilers, and want to wait for the English version to come out, then I suggest skipping this chapter. This chapter contains the victims, killers and a few plot points.
I will also show images, which may contain nudity and gore.)So, let's start with Case One!
Yay! Amami died!
What's that? You forgot him? Okay!I didn't see the full game, just the trial and execution, but I wasn't sure I was going to like him. Sure, he's kinda attractive, but eh.
AND THEN WHAT THE F**K?
THE CULPRIT WAS KAEDE?I mean, I watched an online video that Kaede might actually not be the protagonist, and that she would die, but I never expected her to kill Amami.
Like, seriously?
And I'm lucky the execution wasn't too scarring, 'cause I didn't know what I was waiting for.
Poor Kaede ;-;
And Monokid died, but we don't talk about that.So, ongoing with Chapter 2!
So, the protagonist became Saihara, and look who has an ahoge!
I sorta thought that's why he wore a hat.
Is Saihara a boy? I always thought he was a flat-chested girl.
So then *cue creepy music*
HOSHI-SMALL-KUN DIED!
Now, I never really felt for Hoshi. I would never of cared if he lived or died.
BUT DAYUM.
DROWNED AND EATEN BY PIRANHAS?
Jesus Christ, that's my worst nightmare. I hate fish, they terrify me, and it must be painful to get drowned.
Can I just address this f**king hilarious moment?Poor Gonta
HAHAH SCREW MIU'S BLACK PANTIES, EVERYONE HAS THEM.
Trial time!
So, Tenko-Not-So-Sure-If-I-Hate-Her-Yet-Chan got blamed, but everybody's dreams were crushed, and she lived.
(Yeah, everyone seems to hate Tenko. Don't ask me why, I think she's okay. She's
like Mahiru, but waaay more of a feminist.)But we're not here to talk about Tenko!
Aaand Maki-Sama was blamed? Idk it was in Kanji.SURPRISE SURPRISE!
Tojō killed tennis dude!
(That's Hoshi btw)
Now, before I say anything else, I would just like to say that I always HATED Tojō.
She was like Kyoko, and she seemed okay, but Maid-Girl was a whole new level of nope.
I mean, I predicted she'd survive, in fact, I could've laid my whole life savings of £5 on that. But no.
(Btw £5 is like $8 or something? Idk ask Google.)
And OF COURSE, SHE was the one with the seemingly dark-ish past, SHE was the one everyone seemed upset about (I mean, even Ouma seemed upset. And Gonta too, including HimikoWAIT
PLEASE DON'T CRY.
YOU'LL MAKE ME LIKE YOU.
STAPHOh okay we're good now.
So, onto execution time.
JESUS F**KING CHRIST
THAT'S F**KING BRUTAL.
I KNOW I HATED HER BUT DAYUMThat's all for now, folks. Come back next time when all your waifus (Including Angie, Maki, Korekiyo,Ouma AND Kaito!)
Nah jk
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