Batter(OFF) X Shrek

Epilogue- 1 year later

"It's a boy!" Batter exclaimed."And it's wearing a cat mask! How cute! Aww and there's a heart on his shirt! (He was born with clothes in don't asked how it happened)"

"Wow! Let's name him Zacharie-sama!"

"Miaou!" The newborn baby said.

"Awwwww his first words!" The couple said together.

They became the rulers of the world because they had the cutest baby. Then everyone dies because Zacharie accidentally sets off a bomb. And nobody lived happily ever after because everyone was dead.