The life of Kakashi Hatake

Kakashi starts his day.

A pressure-lifting yawn escapes my mouth. I open my heavy eyes and sit up, propping myself up with my writing arm. I look around my average size room, scanning every shelf with scrolls with writing on it. If I hurry up, the three stooges won't yell at me. I yank off the thin, white blanket and push myself off the bed. I step towards the light wood coffee table and grab my Jonin vest. Light grey-green with a red swirl on the right arm. I then grab and pull on my pants, rushing to get my precious Makeout Paradise book 3. When I do, I swipe aside the jumble of scrolls and grab my kunai knives, put them in my pouch, then finally slip out the door. I start walking and realize I have enough time to enjoy the scene. Looking around, I see people going about with their morning, putting new plants in their shops, new manga, paint, food-*grumble* Aww crap I forgot eat. I check the time on a nearby florist's store. Damn. 5:25. Aaahh! I walk to an Ichiraku Ramen Shop and order a bowl of ramen and a simple roll. I wait while fidgeting in my seat. I hope they don't complain. This time I'm not following the path of life. I am supposed to meet them in our training spot, the biggest and greenest clearing in the woods.

" Here you go," says the chef, setting the bowl in front of me.

I eat like a pig, slurping it all in ten seconds. I look at the time. Am I late? I most likely will make it on time. I pay the chef and speed off, jumping at high velocity. I was a blur to all around me. I see them lounging about on the ground, lethargic from the early start. They should have gotten used to this by now, but I was like that, too, at FIRST.

" Hello, my pupils! " I exclaim, trying to look innocent. I look at Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura.

Sasuke is making his usual scowl. Overlooking him, I see Sakura gives an understanding smile and greets back gently. And Naruto-

'' YOU LAZY DUNCE! WHAT THE HELL IS MAKING YOU SO LATE? COME ON!''

I jump down and clap my hands, flashing a smile toward my young and yet to be powerful, students. Sasuke, the last Uchiha, Sakura, the technique-mastering kunoichi, and Naruto, who may SURPASS the other two despite his past. Anyways we start training. Naruto jumps behind me and makes the sign for his trademark jutsu, Shadow Clone. Ten Naruto Clones lunge at me. Simply, I use the transformation justu to look like a Naruto Clone.

" What the.... He must have used the substitution justu! " accuses Sasuke. I snicker on the branch of a pine tree I was squatting on.

I jump off as quietly as possible and hide in a soft, green bush. I pull out my book Makeout Paradise 3, reading where I left off. Still on guard, I start.

Rida pulled at Shiki's clothes. When she knew that he was not in the mood, she had an idea. Rida bent down where her pink panties were showing. She puckered her lips and touched herself, giving a sad, seductive face. " I'm not as pleasured when I'm doing it myself," she says in a smooth voice like velvet, making Shiki pay attention. He grinned and walked closer to Rida, holding her tight. He ran his fingers down her back, all the way to her-

" Hey, Kakashi sensei. Please pay attention,'' begs Sakura, giving a concerned face.

" OKAY, Sakura. Where are the others-"

" HA! HE LEFT HIS GUARD DOWN!" I realize Naruto was with Sakura.

Throwing a kunai, he let out a triumphant laugh. I duck without hesitation. But as soon as I was squatting with my book in hand, another with a time bomb flew at me. Leaning my head to the left, I barely dodge it.

" Come out Sasuke. I now know your position," I announce, looking back.

He walks out casually, hands in his pockets. At that, I decide to let them train with each other. Saskue and Naruto will be watched carefully, since they want to fight 'til the other asks for mercy. They agree without complaint. I walk towards the edge of the clearing. As they start, I pull out Makeout Paradise 3, starting where I left off a few minutes ago.

He takes her hand and pulls her towards the hot springs. Shiki checks in, they strip down naked, and hop in together. Rida lays her head on Shiki's muscled chest and looks up. Shiki knows what she's thinking and leans down, licking her lips. Their lips touch passionately. Shiki holds Rida's waist with one hand, and her cheek with the other. Rida pokes her tongue into her partner's mouth, making their tongues touch. Shiki's eyes are filled with lust. This happens for a time they have no account of. Shiki's love and lust overpowered his mind, and then their life exploded into naked passion in hot water....

I blush and giggle childishly. I realize that training should have ended an hour ago, because we started at 5:58 and now it is 2:35, the usual end time being 1:30. I walk out and throw a kunai, making them all stop in their tracks. I smile.

" Okay, students, class dismissed, " I say too enthusiastically.

They all look at me, in a daze. They soften when they realize what time it is.

"Well, gotta go train solo now." Naruto's face has his usual smile on it, then he sped off.

I look over. Heh. Sakura stares at Sasuke. Hearts pounding in her eyes. Ahhh, young love. Weeeell, I don't know what Sasuke feels for Sakura. Poor girl. I lean down and smile at her. She smiles back.

''That's all for today. You guys have fun, now."