Go follow my little sis @alyssa428 and my short cousin @shortperson02 and this is a discretion there will be a lot of cussing/cursing and if you didn't read the description go to hell and i'll meet you there ok and have a nice day and if you are a person that knows Pokemon i'm not going of of there logic this is a fantasy.
It's dark and i'm sitting in my egg just chilling then i feel my egg start to roll it felt like i was rolling down a hill or a mountain or some-thin and i said "for fuck sakes am i ever going to stop rolling" then suddenly my egg stops and then i started to use take-down to get out of that death trap.
After i used take-down i opened my eyes and was confused on where i was then i hear a group people at the top of the hill and one of them said "i found it it's over here" then he started sliding down the hill and brought out one of his Pokemon he said "help me catch this brat salandit" as the salandit came out he told it to use flamethrower luckily i jumped out of the way at the last minute then i used take-down and knock back the salandit in to his trainer that had a big red R on it.
Then i hear the rest of his buddy's come sliding down the hill and they are some ballsy fucks because some of them jump of the hill while they are sliding and they bring out there Pokemon "go salandit's, zubat's, and rattata's" i said "oh shit" and ran as fast as i could further away from them but for fuck sakes the goons that jumped got in front of me and blocked my way of escaping.
Since they have surrounded me and won't let me throw"fuck it"and used sand-attack then used take-down and took out a lot of the goons but no matter what i did there was always more of them and they kept coming one after another and then i got so pissed off i used ague-tail on the ground and destroyed most of the landscape as they were unconscious i took of running but i stopped and found a salandit behind a tree scared half to death i thought to myself [should i help or not] then it finally looked at me and said "please take me with you i don't want to work with these people please" i had no time to think logically because some of the goons started to wake up i said "where is your poke-ball" it said"right here" then i aqua-tailed it and destroyed it and said"come on we got to go" it said"ok"
So we took of running into the forest the deeper we went the more difficult it was for me to go through the bushes and the vines then we stopped to catch are breath and then i hear a group of people running then i said"hop on" it said "why" i said"just fucking do it" it shut up and jumped on my back then i used take-down and started to mow down trees, bushes, and etc.
After i ran 20 miles away from them i took of running with it on my back and ran another 40 miles and ended up near a rive where we stopped and got some water to refresh use then i saw a cave and said follow me and it did then after we got into the cave i used ancient-power and blocked up the caves enters and then i pushed a rock out of the way so we can have a door to go in and out of the cave an then i looked around to make sure that no one followed use and then i pushed the rock back to block the exit.
1 hour later i returned to the cave and i brought some wood to start a fire after i brought all the sticks in the cave and put it in a pile salandit used ember on the wood to make a fire and we just sat there to stay warm and then salandit asked what my name way so i told it the truth and said that i was just hatched and don't have a name to go off of then i asked what is your name salandit said me you can call me Tay it's short for Taylor i said ok then both of are stomachs groaned and then Taylor said i'll go get some food be right back then she moved the same rock that i used to exit the cave as i was sitting there i was thinking about to ask Taylor if she could do me a favor.
Then after a few minutes of thinking she returns with a lot of berries enough for me and her since i didn't know what i liked to eat i decided to try all of the berries and i didn't like none of them so i sat looking at the fire and then grabbed one of the chard rocks from the fire and accidentally ate it and it was delicious then i started to eat all of the chard rocks and then Taylor started to laugh and i looked at her and said what she said that i looked funny eating chard rock from the fire then Taylor said i got it then i said got what she said your name i will call you coal-golem
I said ok it doesn't sound to bad i like it then she said so be it your name for now on is coal-golem then we looked at each other and started to laugh then after a few minute i heard foot steps out side of the cave and saw thos goons again but this time i think i saw one of the higher up goons because he didn't wear the same clothes as the other ones did and he had hugs muscles like he was using the move bulk-up over and over everyday or some-thin so i decided to pick up a stick that was on fire and told Taylor to hold it while i put out are fire and then i took the stick and nodded to come on then we went deeper into the cave were we ran into a group of noibat's.
Then as we went father into the cave there was a giant shake and all of the noibat's went mental and crazy then the roof started to calaps on use so we bolted then after a few minutes and there was silence then we heard a injured Pokemon and so we both ran tortes the sound and it got louder and louder then we finally got there and it was a noibat stuck under a rock one of his wings was under the rock and we need to do something Taylor said then i said ik ik give me a few seconds i got it she ask what is it i said i'm going to smash it then salandit backed off and i used aqua-tail on the rock and freed the noibat then we attended noibats wones and we gave it oran berries for it to get it's health back up then there was another shack and i told salandit to put noibat on my back and follow me so we took of running further into the cave.
As we were running further into the cave i saw some light up ahead but i also saw that cave was about to cave in at that moment i told noibat to get on salandits back and for a bit while i clear a path at that same moment i saw even more rock started to fall off the top of the cave so i told noibat to hery up and get on salandits back then noibat finally got on salandits back and then i used take-down to make us a path out of the cave.
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if i was a pokemon and my travels
Fantasyim not good with descriptions so this is a discretion there will be a lot of cursing/cussing THIS IS A DISCRETION.