HOMIE: we are in enemieship

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Lord_no_nose: hey wake up you ugly face ;)

Lord_no_nose: Yo, just wake up already!!!

Lord_no_nose: aye im coming there 😒

Beleaf_god: Lolol 😂

Beleaf_god: chill bruh.

Lord_no_nose: For a second i was scared that i will need to come over to wake up your ugly ass face 🙄🙄🙄

Beleaf_god: Damn Ellen!? why you need to be so rude!!! 😔😔😔

Lord_no_nose: Cuz your uglyy?? i mean my poop does look better than you 😂

Beleaf_god: God help this child to improve at being human and homie also make her bit more sexy so i could hit up on her pls 🙏

Lord_no_nose: You wish ma'am. Also im already sexy, what do you mean douchebag! Btw mr. Andrew just called you a "fucking egg lookin headed bastard" lol what that means 😕😂

Beleaf_god: aww gosh am i late again?!

Lord_no_nose: like ummm... 55 minutes???

Beleaf_god: Shit I'm dead!

Lord_no_nose: Yes you are, big guy... Yes you are...

Beleaf_god: I will be there at 9:05 I have shit to do, I don't want to get expelled 🙄

Lord_no_nose: ayee dudee chill out i said to the teacher that your penis got stuck to the door and now you are at the hospital lolol

Lord_no_nose: teach feels bad for ya, get better ;(((

Beleaf_god: You son of a whoree! Brooo, what the heck?!

Lord_no_nose: hey be thankful bastard.I've just saved your ugly ass.

Beleaf_god: Yea with my fuckin PENIS!

Lord_no_nose: Chill dude.At least he feels awkward and bad for calling you egg headed 😂😂

*after a hour*

Lord_no_nose: what now? Are going to ignore meeh? Me the cutest thing in the world? You mad bruh?

Lord_no_nose: M'kay Tyler, yo better get rid of your periodic changing mood bruh 😔😔😔 thats unhealthy for a boy!!!

*six hours later*

Beleaf_god: Ayee dudee? i was playing cs:go 😂 so my penis got stuck on the door, my doc gave me 6 days to chill out and make that beast guy comfy at home 😋

Lord_no_nose: dammit you use my fuckin lie?

Lord_no_nose: Shit i dont got a penis to stay at home just by my stupidity to stuck it in a door!!

Lord_no_nose: But... I can stay at your place just because I'm a nice person that wants to help you at being comfortable at home 😇😇😇

Beleaf_god: NO! Don't come over! You satan lookin demon kind of bitch goat!!! Stay away from meeh!

Lord_no_nose: Lolol, chill dude.I'm goin' to a vacation to my grandma.School canceled for one month because its not safe, some kind of old man came and looked from the bottom to the top of the school and confirmed that is not safe and it needs to be fixed.So hooray vacation at ol' granny's mansion!!

Beleaf_god: ... So... im alone... For one. Fuckin... Fool... Month?

Lord_no_nose: Yup, all by yourself homie! But we will have a convo from skype, you know just like long distance enemieship!

Beleaf_god: lololo im so happy! Finally im going to get rid of you for fuckin one whole month!

Lord_no_nose: Stfu.

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 14, 2017 ⏰

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