Out of of boredom the other day, I stumbled onto this webpage. I have to admit it, these are just hilarious! I found these on incorrect-overwatch-quotes on tumblr!
Lúcio: You got any plans tonight?
D.Va: Nothing. Home. TV.
Lúcio: Well. Have fun. (Walks away and passes Reaper.)
Reaper: You're gonna die alone.
Lúcio: You know how I feel about Vishkar agents.
Winston: Do I ever. You threw one out of a third-story window in Rio.
Lúcio: There was an ample pool below the window!
Winston: I'll assume you knew that.
Soldier-76: Civilians in the area, we can't have any firing in there.
Lúcio: What the hell are we supposed to use? Harsh language?
Genji: Please no, with your music is enough
Reaper: Kills a Lúcio)
D.Va: All he wanted to do was dance and love you, and you killed him!
(The Team is going through a plagued area, trying to stop a bio-weapon. They stumble across a civilian in the streets, dying of the plague)
Civilian: Kill... me...
Widowmaker: Okay.
Tracer: Amélie!
Widowmaker: What? You heard him.
Tracer: We'll take him with us.
Junkrat: Forget it, he's already dead. Look at him.
Tracer: Well then.....we should at least finish him. Show him that much mercy.
Junkrat: Shame to waste the ammo, mind.
Genji: I'll do it with my blade. It'll be quick and painless, an honorable death.
Mercy: Haven't enough people died today? We've got to take him back to the command post, he needs medical attention!
Junkrat: Flip a coin?
Mercy: No! I'm not leaving him!
[(A sickening crack is heard- everyone turns to Widowmaker, who is kneeling beside the civilian, his neck twisted 180 degrees)
Widowmaker: Oh no. While none of you were looking, he succumbed to his illness and died. Farewell weary traveler. Your journey has ended. Can we move on now?
Genji: I wasn't hurt THAT badly. Mercy said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!
D.Va: (Playing Red Dead Redemption) Hey McCree! This John Marston guy is just like you!
McCree: Really? That don't seem-
D.Va: (Uses the game mechanic that slows down time to shoot 6 people)
McCree: ...Can I sue? I feel like I should sue...
Symmetra: Do you want me to teleport you back to the objective?
Reinhardt: You can do that?
Symmetra: No I don't have my ult yet.
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RandomI know, the title is so creative. Basically random posts about Overwatch, whether it be pictures, videos, or stuff I found online. I don't own anything unless said. * I mostly post stuff I don't own.
