"Hello Bee, puppycat, [Y/N] how are ya'll today are ya'll ready for some temp work"
"Shhh, we just need you to be a TV for a few hours do you have a remote"
Best question I've heard
"Oh Ahahahaha no you gotta work"
Blunt but straight to the point
"Wait buuut-"
And there colorful throw ups go I like the outfits actually
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(Pick whatever you like or just imagine your own)
Ben looked at himself, at me, then puppycat yelling " what when does he get an outfit?!"
"Transporting you to cat head planet"
We went through the thing and let me tell you the sight was amazing and so cool
"Have fun my little flapjacks"
"A cafe....I worked at a cat cafe before..wow"
"Pretty" I couldn't help it, it's so pretty and adorable on the inside
"Puppycat why is there too much fabric in the crotch there's alot"
"Staph, this is a bathhouse cafe the people of cat head planet to relax and unwind eat pastries and take hot baths all in one go"
I liked the sound of that, though I don't think Ben was paying attention he just kept messing with the crotch area of his cat outfit thing
"Uh oh" The cats are now surrounding us and won't stop touching us. One black cat with a blue and green eyes picked me up
"A new cafe pet, so cute would you like a pastry"
"Heck yeah, I mean please" I picked one up and it was so good
"It's made out of fish" I stopped and hesitated before continuing to eat it
"OMG do we get to be cats"
"Yeah of course usually we have a lot of different pets to fawn over but you two are the only ones today"
And of course Ben immediately asked "Do you have a TV"
"Why yes we do"
"You guys are so nice"
"And adorable"
"That too" Poor puppycat got trampled I jumped out of their arms and went straight to puppycat hearing Ben yell "Come on puppycat let's watch Pretty Patrica"
"I'm coming for you Pretty Patrica"
And so I carry him to the same room Ben is in where they kept fawning over whatever he did and giving him tons of snacks, we walked up to two cats puppycat went over and I followed barley saying anything "I am here to watch Pretty Patrica"
"You shall let me through or you will feel true fear" Awww he's so cute
"It's so gross looking" Said one cat
"Your body is terrible your not cute enough to be a pet here" said the other
"Wait for me" Poor guy
"Will you just let the guy through all he wants to do is watch Pretty Patrica and you guys are being jerks"
"Your cute enough to come in but not him"
"You know what fuq you guys cause you just lost yourself a pet, c'mon puppycat Ben doesn't need us and we don't need those guys" I pick him up and walk away
"Ahhh, no no no no no just lick me you jerks"
"Did you hear that puppycat?"
"Yes, Ben needs our help"
"Let's go"
When we got there we all ran outside and they were still chasing us now we are surrounded puppycat jumps out of my arms and did a weird pose they stopped and one barfed saying they need baths
"You will carry me"
"I always do"
"Hey guys our toilet is fixed" Ben said as a tear went down his eye and turned into an ice cube
Now we are home it is 10:12 and Ben is upset
"We missed the new episode huh tiny giraffe" It was a note from that kid Ben decided to read it out loud
"Dear Ben I recorded that show you wanted to watch aw yes did you hear that guys"
Puppycat was asleep on my lap so I motion Ben to hush as he kept reading
"I don't know why you would want to watch some lady eat mashed potatoes but I'm not one to judge...spoilers"
He looked at us mainly at puppycat, I set him down and put a blanket over him and Ben put a bunch of snacks around him we turned off the light and went to our own bedrooms to do our own things
