"It's so cold"
"Oh noes there is something following me"
Before you reached the bridge that was ahead of you you turned around and yelled.
"STOP BEING A STALKER, STALKER"
"heh. you caught me."
A smol skeleton walked out from behind the trees. He was a little cute.
"hey girl, did you sit in sugar? cause you got a sweet ass."
"I'm gender flui- WAIT, YOU WERE LOOKING AT MY BUTT? You perv-"
The skeleton cut you off by teleporting behind you and picking you up bridal style. He carried you over the bridge and continued down a path.
"FUCK YOU PUT ME THE FUCK DOWN RIGHT NOW YOU FUKING-"
"names sans. sans the skelly."
"DO YOU THINK I FUCKIN CARE-"
"hush smol one"
"WE ARE THE SAME HEIGHT GOD DAMMIT"
Sans finally put you down. "quick, hide behind that conveniently shaped stripper pole!"
"Eh... okie." You hid behind the stripper pole that was formed to your exact body shape.
You stand there uncomfortably before you had an idea. You started to twirl and dance on the pole, also while slowly stripping. (Somehow)
You made Sans fall in lovey dovey with you
Ahahahah more sin ahahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHA
