HIS DARK OBSESSION

Chapter 1: Secretly KPop (Slightly Edited)

"차 천 사 (Cha Cheon-so)," my best friend, calls out to me.

"Yes, Fizzy?" I question her. Meet 쿄 아리아 야 (Kyo Ali-ya), or as everyone likes to call her Fizzy.

"Come to look at this," she says.

"Oh Lord is it another KPop group. Ugh, I told you multiple times I don't care. Why do you insist on turning me into a mindless KPop, loving zombie like the rest of the female population around the world?" I query.

"Just shut up and look will ya."

"Fine."

I walk over to her and look at her phone, and on the screen (I am not going to lie) is a hot ass boy, or should I dear say, man.

"Damn, what's his name?" I ask.

"His name is Jimin. And he is a member of a group called Bangtan Boys or BTS."

"Okay," I say, brushing it off like it means nothing to me, but secretly I am keeping notes on everything she told me about KPop. I am not about to mention that I am just as obsessed with KPop, that she is.

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Bangtan Boys. I think to myself as I walk home later that day. That's a new one. Jimin. He is hot. I wonder what the others look like now that I have seen him.

I remember her mentioning a J-Hope. She even said, he was like mega hot times six. That means a lot coming from her. Finally, I reach my final destination, my house, and go inside straight to my room.

I slide, on my computer and type in Bangtan Boys. In seconds I see the single hottest specimen on the planet staring back at me. I count seven. I need their names.

In the search bar, I type in: BTS members' names with pictures. I clicked on Google Images and scrolled through them.

By the end of the night, I learn that Rap Monster is the leader, and also the main rapper. His real name is Kim Nam-Joon, and his nicknames are Rap Mon, RM, Leader Mon, and God of Destruction. His favourite colour is black. Well, that's something I can relate to, I destroy everything, and I love black. The most memorable thing about him though would be his dimples.

Jin is their vocals and visual, whatever that means. He's handsome and my definite style. His full name is Kim Seok Jin, but his fans call him Princess Jin, Pink Princess, and Princess. That must damage his pride people calling him "princess". His favourite colour is pink. I figured that out from the whole Pink Prince thing. His cheeks are so chubby that they give me life. He's so handsome that it's illegal.

Suga? That's random. His real name is Min Yoon Gi and, he is the main rapper of the group. They call him Motionless Min because he does nothing on his days off just sleep. Must be nice, I wish I could sleep as well as him. His favourite colour is white. Look at him, trying to be innocent I bet he is anything but that. I love it.

Next up, J-Hope. Aww, I bet he is the hope of the group. He is mega hot times a billion. His real name is Jung Ho Seok. He is a lead rapper and sub dancer in the group. I can see him being one of the dancers he seems graceful. His favourite colour is green, and that is so nasty. Every time I see the color green, I visualize the color of the Jello-O that my brother threw up on me two years ago. They call him Smile Hoya and Hope. His name gives me hope. Hehe, puns are life.

Jimin. This boy is fine. His abs look like white chocolate. Boom, new name: White Chocolate Abs. Okay, let me get back to business. Park Jimin, is the main vocalist and lead dancer. People call him Jiminne and Dooly and my personal favourite Mr WCA. His favourite colour is blue, like mine. I feel a bias coming on.

V... That's it just V, and boom name. He was probably like A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V. Boom that's it that my name right there. Damn he got it easy. V, based on the website that I'm on, actually stands for Victory, nice. His real name is Kim Tae Hyung, and he is the sub-vocalist of the group. His nicknames are Tae Tae and Blank Tae because he has a blank expression on his face like the majority of the time. He is like me. Bias wrecker right here, sorry Mr WCA.

Jung Kook, boy fine asf. Jeon Jung Kook is like my lifeline right now. His nicknames are Kookie, and I've seen a few with Kookie Monster, which you know sent my mind into the gutter. He is the main vocalist, lead dancer, sub rapper and the maknae. This explains why he is so adorable he is the youngest member of the group. I'm in love with this group.

I listen to all their albums from 2 Cool 4 School to Wings. I love every second of it. I am in my room for a total of eight full hours.

I hear my phone ping and jump onto my bed to get it. I see it's a message from Fizzy.

Open your window.

I walk over to my window and pull it open and look into my best friend's window.

"Yes?" I ask her.

"Did you see the new kid who moved in next door?" she asks. "Well two door's down from me, but he lives right next to you," she says with a shit-eating grin on her face.

"Don't look at me that way," I say to her.

"Come on, just this once please?" she whips out the puppy dog eyes, and shoots them at me.

"Not a chance in hell, Fiz," after seeing those evil eyes, as I call them, so many times, their powers don't work on me anymore.

"Okay, fine, but I hear he is our age, and that he is finna dan a mofo. You might like this one."

"Not a chance in Heaven either."

"Ugh, you always say the cute guys are ugly, why?"

"Because I like my men with white chocolate abs. Good night," I say closing my window.