WHY DID YOU NOT GET MARRIED?!?!?

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I still can't get over the fact Dawn and Adam didn't get married.

It's been over 7 months...

I need a life.

BUT ANYWHO!

Like I can imagine his way of proposing to her, Jason Derulo's "Marry Me" playing in the background, flower petals everywhere with candles and all of that romantic stoof.

But no, as soon as he proposed, shit went downhill.

Suddenly they didn't get along, got into fights and shit.

I can't even imagine them fighting.

And to think he probably made Dawn cry more than once.

CAN SOMEONE SHOOT ME?

NOBODY HURTS DAWN!

._.

I prefer her more than Adam to be honest.

DON'T HURT ME!

They were such a cute couple like asdfghjkl.

BUT NO!

He probably said that one thing that made Dawn snap.

Or vice versa.

If you can't tell I'm siding with Dawn...idek.

BUT WHY WOULDN'T I?

Like damn, it was still a normal relationship and that happens.

But when we all saw that break-up tweet, every single one of us went into rage, I know it.

June 14th is probably the record-held day for the most rage fits and cursing.

WE ALL WANTED THEM TO GET MARRIED. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU HATED DAWN'S GUTS, OR ADAM'S, I KNOW YOU WANTED THEM TO GET MARRIED!

Gahh, I hope he marries Alesa or I'm going to die. She's just perfection.

BUT WHY THE FUCK DID THEY NOT GET MARRIED?!??!

WAS IT TO PISS US OFF OR SOMETHING LIKE FUCK?!

I WONDER IF DAWN STILL HAS THE PORTAL GUN ADAM GOT HER...

I'M ON MY MONTHLY, DON'T JUDGE ME FOR BEING MAD!

RUEGEUWHEFUGURFJIWJSIJEIURF *dies*

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