I don't own Star Wars or Harry Potter, only Leya, Ani(Who is the second daughter of Anakin), Ani's daughter Leia Jr.(or Leia III, depends), Elodie, and Elena. Grace and Melody are owned by @JabberJaws and @words_well_woven, so yea.
Darth Vader: *Opens door* Oh, hello there, Master.
Palpatine: Is your daughter here yet?
Vader: Which daughter?
Palpatine: Ani.
Vader: Why does she scare you?
Palpatine: She's... UNCORRUPTABLE!
Vader: And?... You know what, don't answer that. Just go sit down at your name card, please. We'll get drinks as soon as my sister is here.
Palpatine: Non-alcoholic, I hope?
Vader: Why? you always drink wine at public functions.
Palpatine: *Mutters* They give me indegestion.*Sits down in chair*
Luke: *Hugs Vader* Hi Dad!
Ani: Heya Dad!
Leya: Big bro*hugs*
Leia: Its nice to know we've all gotten over our differences!*Group hug*
Vader: Where's my son-in-law and granddaughter?
Ani: Wedge should be along any moment now, with Han and El.
Vader: Good. Leya, serve drinks? Not alcoholic please, the give my Master indigestion.
Leya: Whatever you want... as long as it doesn't involve me going evil!
Vader: Haha, very funny.
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-A few moments later-
Vader: *opens door* EL!!!!!
Elodie: Anakin! *Hugs* Ow! stupid life support system.... Wait, what? Palal suffers from Indigestion? Well I never...
Palpatine:I resent that name!
Elodie: And I dont listen to you*fake grin*
Vader: Now, El, be nice to Palpatine. He means best.
Luke: If by "Best" you mean "lead us to darkness", then yes, he does!
Han: I agree with the Kid on this one.
Wedge: Here's your beautiful granddaughter, Leia III!
Vader: *Makes baby babble* Hows my little girl, eh?
Leya: Wedge! How're you doing?
Wedge: Great! Is it time to eat?
Leya: Not quite, the appetizers are ready though. Your name card is on the table...
Elodie: *Yells* Oh no- you did NOT put me next to Palpy! I refuse to sit there! I'm switching with- whoever this dude is- Volde-something or other. Dark wizard that Elena knows.
Luke: Then I'm switching with Harry Potter!
So what'll happen when the HP gang arrives? Lots of fights, thats for sure- heres the way people are currently sitting, going clockwise.
Head-Vader
Right-Palpatine, Voldemort, Harry, Elena, Melody, Grace, Fred, George, Luke, Elodie, Leya, Leia, Han, Wedge, Leia III, Ani.
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A Star Wars and Harry Potter Dinner Party
FanfictionWhat if Darth Vader held a dinner party for my version of his family, along with some of Elodie Windu's friends? Apparently THIS happens, and Palpatine suffers from indegestion. MAJOR AU