Operation - Not get killed by a Dwarf Pirate

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Your POV

Levi didn't seem to find any humor in the whole egg incident, which is why i have spent the last five hours in ninja mode while the angry dwarf stomps around the manor cursing like a pirate. I guess all those times spent running from Sebastian each time i stole his one of his cats has increased my speed an stealth. I mean come on if a demon with unrealistic god like powers struggles to find me how the hell is a mortal who only looks godly suppose to find me. "hmm since i'm already in spy mood i might as well have some fun" i evilly laugh, quietly though i like living....

To start off my reign of terror i gathered all the cleaning products, buckets, cloths, mops and vacuum cleaners and hid them in my secret hidy spot, that is totally not a giant hole i put in my wall and covered with a huge poster... "Damn short stack really is a clean freak" i muse waltzing into his room and locking the door. "Let's get started" i chuckle dropping my collection onto his pristine made bed. "First some orange fizz" i grin take off the cap before standing in the middle of the WHITE carpeted room. "I may need to move countries after this" i sigh tipping the bottle upside down before running around the room. "now some gravy and some other random sauces" i chuckle throwing around the containers. "Now this is art" i snicker taking in the final product. The once white carpet is now orange, red, brown and even blue, pink and purple in some places(found the food dye). The once made bed's sheets were now soaking up the soaked carpet and i may have killed a pillow or two littering the room in feathers.

"I better escape" i muse squeezing through the window. 

I had hidden myself away in the maze at the heart of our forest of a garden. The sun had begum to make it's descent painting the sky in blush pinks and soft oranges, it was beautiful and peaceful "(F/N!) YOU BRAT WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!" 

He finally unlocked bedroom door. Guess its time to move to mexico, shall take on the identity of a mob overlord by the name of Recardio Iwonlevi. Sounds like a solid plan.

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