Totally Random TFP Moments

Sparklings

Shadowfire: Hey?

Starscream: Yeah?

Shadowfire: You ever wonder why we're here?

Starscream: That's one of life's greatest mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? I mean... are we the product of some... cosmic coincidence? Or is there really a God, watching everything? You know with a plan for us and stuff? I don't know, man. But it keeps me up at night.

Shadowfire: O.o What? How did-you-but-I-Grif-never-you-what?

Starscream: O.o O-k your scaring me.

Shadowfire: Just-Never mind.

Optimus: Autobutts! Prepare to-

Shadowfire: AGAIN! WHAT THE FRAG IS WITH THIS?!

Optimus: :'( *Sad*

Shadowfire: *Sigh* Me sowwy Oppy.

Optimus: It ok Shadow.

Starscream: Where you come from Oppy?

Optimus: Me not tell you!

Starscream: :'( *Sad*

Optimus: *Sigh* Me come from the Nemesis.

Starscream: Why you on the Nemesis?

Optimus: Can't remember.

Megatron: What we talk 'bout?

Knockout: Don't know. Does I wook pretty?

Shadowfire: Yes. You wook pretty!

Knockout: :D *Happy dance*

Breakdown: *Tackles Knockout* Gotcha bro!

Knockout: No fair! I wasn't wooking!

Bulkhead: *Tackles Breakdown* Me gotcha bro!

Breakdown: No fair!

Knockout: Now you know how I felt.

Shockwave: You guys are iwogical.

Starscream: So are you!

Shockwave: Me not iwogical. You iwogical.

Arcee: Where Cliffjumper?

Starscream: O.O Uhh...

Arcee: You!

Starscream: AHHHH! *Runs away from Arcee*

Wheeljack: Who wants to pway catch the grenade?

Smokescreen: Me!

Wheeljack: *Throws a grenade*

Smokescreen: *Catches it* It's destiny!

Ultra Magnus: Me not give you permission to weave the base!

Ratchet: *Throws a wrench at Ultra Magnus* We not need permission!

Arcee *Stops chasing Starscream*

Starscream: O.o Why you stop chasing me?

Arcee: You have other pwoblems. *Points behind him*

Starscream: *Turns around, sees Megatron* Hi, Megatwon.

Megatron: Hi, Starscweam.

Steve: Hi Starscweam.

Starscream: Hi?

Steve: *Blushes*

Soundwave: ...Hi.

Everyone: O.O

Soundwave: ...What?

Everyone: O.O *Faints* (Except for Shockwave)

Shockwave: Only iwogical people faint. I am not iwogical.

Soundwave: Me either.

Shockwave: Want to get energon?

Soundwave: Sure.