In the mood for the Hood

Man this Fight is Tight

The dream team walked towards the Good Hood, ready to fill their assholes with more than a dickload of bullets. They were filled with high spirits and soon Gay Tommy and Dick integrated perfectly into the our original party. Perhaps the knowledge that they would live fast die young helped build relationships but mostly it just gave many crippling depression and an extreme want to change their life around... Not that many followed this want.

They walked calmly towards their objective, The Good Hood, their hearts filled with bloodlust and a want to pillage and rape. When they arrived at the entrance to the Good Hood, some guy in a robe welcomed them.

"Hello fellow hood men, are you in need of help or assistance?" he calmly welcomed them with open arms.

"Shut the fuck up nigga" yelled Nico as he fucking popped like 30 caps in his ass.

What followed soon afters were screams of agony and fear. You see the Good Hood was quite literally the Good Hood. They did not have weapons, they did not have any armed force and they were not allowed to fight back. God knows why our heroes had to arm themselves so much, as they are just slaughtering defenseless people.

All this aside, the actual battle was quite impressive. Ben armed with his revolver said "BAMF!" and unloaded his entire drum, he hit about 2 people out of 6, he was not a good shot. Meanwhile Jose armed with his assault rifle would just shoot at the random crowds with his eyes open laughing. He easily gunned down the easy targets as they let out blood-curling cries while being shot. Nico armed with a flamethrower started burning down the orphanage, as to cut the enemies from their young generation so they could not supply troops. This was only a tactical decision, and he did not enjoy burning down 30 innocent children from the age of 5-12 despite what his smile said. Marcos used his bazookas on empty buildings and filled buildings alike. Farookie just stood with a creepy smile as he jacked off to the scene unfolding. Gay Tommy and Dick hugged each other and started making out in a pile of organs and bodies, too many it was quite arousing. Finally Malia was left of her chain and was charging at babies, in which she would grab them and smash them against the floor and dine on their entrails as if they were a deluxe gourmet food.

Overall this was pretty fucked up, as the good hood had only brought good to this world. At the end, everything was just red even all our characters were red. As Farookie fucked the dead carcass of a women torn in two, our heroes celebrated with a shot of krokodil and went on too loot what they could fine.