ENJOY I SAY
THE BOOK OF LOL IS A JOKE BOOK ON DIFFERENT TOPICS ABOUT 25 JOKES PER CHAPTER
SOME MINE, SOME THE INTERNETS SO READ
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Jokes about school
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Q: Why did the student throw his watch out of the school window?
A: He wanted to see time fly.
Q: Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
A: Because you can't drink and derive...
Q: What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi?
A: There, Their, They're
Q: What's another name for Santa's elves?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: Why did the student take a ladder to school?
A: Because he/she was going to high school!
Q: What three candies can you find in every school?
A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.
Q: What's a teacher's favorite nation?
A: Expla-nation.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?
A: He didn't have anybody to take. (any BODY)
Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
Q: What's the difference between a dead prostitute and school?
A: School still sucks!
Q: What happened to the plant in math class?
A: It grew square roots. Q: What is a proof? A: One-half percent of alcohol.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the moebius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
A: Because she couldn't control her pupils?
Q: Why couldn't the moebius strip enroll at the school?
A: They required an orientation.
Q: How did the geography student drown?
A: His grades were below C-level
Q: What does a mathematician do about constipation?
A: He works it out with a pencil.
Q: Why is a math book always unhappy?
A: Because it always has lots of problems.
Q: Why don't you do arithmetic in the jungle?
A: Because if you add 4+4 you get ate!
Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9
Q: What do you get when you mix sulfur, tungsten, and silver?
A: SWAG
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall?
A: Dam!
Q: How does a math professor propose to his fiancée?
A: With a polynomial ring!
Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
A: Rubber-band -- because it streches.
Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed.
Q: How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature?
A: Romeostasis
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