Ayyyy I'm back and it didn't take me 27 years this time lmao
Anyways, I have something that I want to do: In the reviews or in a PM or whatever, you can ask Bella a question. In a few days, I'll answer all of them as Bella in a cosplay video on the Unfogging the Future FB page. But don't worry, if you ask something after I post the video, I'll just draw Bella replying to the question.
Onto the chapter! I do not own Harry Potter.
Chapter Two, Aunt Marge's Big Mistake
"Is this when...?" Ron asked. Bella nodded.
The next morning, Bella put on her dress and found that it fit perfectly.
"You'll show me your dress when we get back, won't you?" asked Lily Potter. Bella nodded.
She twirled around a few times happily. This was the first outfit she'd ever had that fit her, aside from her Hogwarts uniform, which wasn't nearly as comfortable as this.
She went down to breakfast to find the three Dursley's...
...his five chins wobbling as he ate continually.
"What is that?" Aunt Petunia narrowed her eyes skeptically as Bella sat down in between Uncle Vernon and Dudley.
"It's called a dress. I got it from a friend," Bella answered.
A few people chuckled at Bella's sass.
"I know what a dress is, you little freak," she hissed.
"But do you know what a friend is?" Bella quipped.
The room went wild. A series of "OOOOOOHHHH"s sounded throughout the room. Cedric gasped loudly. Sirius picked up Bella and spun her around, declaring her the queen of sass.
"Sirius, put me down!" Bella exclaimed. "I said that two years ago!"
"And it's still one of the greatest things to ever be said," James laughed.
Eventually, the room calmed down, and Hermione continued reading, rolling her eyes.
"You wouldn't understand, ma'am."
"That is a girl you should look up to, Astoria," said Daphne, trying hard not to laugh.
"You wretched child!" Petunia spat.
"Now, now, Petunia," said Uncle Vernon, a large, beefy man with very little neck and a lot of mustache.. "You must keep your temper in line, we wouldn't want to seem unpleasant for Marge tonight. I'll take care of the freak if she misbehaves."
"She has a name," Ron hissed.
"Aunt Marge is coming?!" Bella exclaimed abruptly.
Aunt Marge was...
...whacked Bella around the shins with her walking stick
A few angry growls sounded throughout the room.
...tears of laughter to Dudley's eyes.
"Yes, for a week, now you'd better be on your best behavior, girl, or else!" Vernon snapped. "Now shut up, we're trying to watch the telly."
Bella rolled her eyes and helped herself to a piece of toast before turning here attention to the screen, where a reporter was halfway through a story on an escaped prisoner:
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