Business Marriage

Chapter 1

The starting of my chapter ain't gonna sound sad or whatever alright? *wink* I like to lighten up my readers with some sort of funny and cheesy from Ariana and her friends. Happy reading!

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"Boil it and pull out the soft part so that the other remains fresh as usual.''

"Aubrey,stop talking that way oh my god. Is this the way you gonna teach your students?''

''Uhm excuse me Megan,yeah?''

"Oh lord this is not the way you teach students how to cook!"

''Why?!''

"Cause it fucking sounds like you are murdering....''

''Well yeah I am now murdering the fucking fish?''

"But don't sound that way! Do it in a teacher to student way,example 'boil it and make sure the soft part of the FISH is pulled out so that the fish will remains fresh.' like this Aria!!!!''

"fuck this class.''

I am fucking busy with my damn wattpad story and yet these two aliens which in my apartment arguing 'how to be a good teacher'. I swear if I have a gun right now,I will fucking shot them.

''MEGAN,AUBREY CAN YOU BOTH STOP? I AM BUSY RIGHT HERE. YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME DOING MY JOB.'' mad

''ARIA,YOU CAN GO TO YOUR SUGAR DADDY THERE TO DEAL WITH YOUR WATTPAD! AND WATTPAD IS NOT YOUR JOB,YOU ARE JUST AN INFAMOUS WRITTER.'' burn

''IT'S MY FUCKING SECOND JOB YOU SHITASS.'' angry

''OH YEAH? FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS FISH.'' crazy

''He is not my sugar daddy what the hell???! WE MET ONLINE DOES NOT MEAN WE ARE DATING!!!!'' explanation to crazy people

*door bells ring*

"I am gonna get the fucking door and you guys gonna be dead!''

Oh,look who's here. The neighbour.

''I am sorry but can you lower down your voices a bit? It's too noisy and it's hard for my children to study.''

"Yeah sure,we are sorry too.'' I MA KILL THEM BOTH.

''I thought your apartment is soundproof.I am sorry.''

''I am sorry too, haha.''

''WAS OK? WAS SOUNDPROOF. EVEN IF IT'S SOUNDPROOF,YOU BOTH ARE FUCKING BOM.''

''Hey,okay mate? We are sorry.''

''Alright. Just shhhh. Don't too loud.And by the way Aubrey, about your fish? Try to be more polite and watch your language. Or the fish will hunt you!''

''Hey Aria!''

''So what's dinner for tonight?''

"Chinese steam fish and Chinese fried rice!''

"Wow. Great! And what's for our sister movie night?"

"Lights Out!!!!''

"Aubrey,no. I don't want horror movie.''

"Megan,please....''

''Uhm guys? I thought it's my night of choosing movie.''

''Meg,we are 23 years old and you are still afraid of horror movie?''

''Yes.AND STILL LIKING THE SAME GUY SINCE GRADE 8 UNLIKE YOU.'' burn

''I don't want any neighbour complain again guys. Meg,guess what? He don't like you back. So shh.'' burn

''Okay you guys win.''

"How about not watching any movies?'' Aubrey try'na be smart or stupid?

''Then what are we doing then?"

"Doing something unusual for us and nice,you know doing something boyish and girlish in the same time.''

''what is it then?''

''Stalking.''

''The FBI shit again? Aubrey,we ain't no detective or FBI workers.And please munch your food slowly Aria,the fish is dead. That fish Aubrey murder can't hunt you.''

''Oh smartass. So what's the plan Aubrey?''

''Let's stalk Mr.James''

''Why ON EARTH????? WHY MR JAMES?''

''Well we know he's hot. But no ew why?''

''Let him be our sugar daddy?'' sacarstic

''Just finish the damn foods guys. We move on 9''

''Fucking shit.''

''OH YOU JUST SWORE MEGAN OH AUBREY DID U HEAR THAT??''

''YES I DID''

''OH SHUT UP AND EAT ASSHOLE''

''HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA''

I swear, stalking Mr.James is not a good idea because he's a fucking hot guy. I mean should I say 'man'? He's in his 30s I guess and he's our teacher. Well we once his student.

''FUCK SHIT LOOK AT HIS BODY OH MY GOD ARIANA GRANDE,AUBREY MICA LOOK OH MYYYY GOSSHHHH.'' I thought you weren't interested Meg??

''I swear Megan just turned into a hungry wolf''

''Ah-woo Ah-woo rawr rawr'' um what?

''Aria what on earth happen to Megan?''

''You bought us here,you let her see our leader who is going to go NAKED in...''

''HOLY SHIT THAT BODY OH MY I'MA SQUIRT MY THONG''

*knock*

''Holy fuck what sound is that?''

''I don't know''

*knock*

''CHECK IT OH MY GOD''

''GUYS MR.JAMES IS NOT THERE I CAN'T SEE HIM.''

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?"

*KNOCK*

"CHECK WHO THE FUCK"

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Nasty much huh? Who do you think it is with the knock? ;)