You're a part-time lover and a full-time friend,
The monkey on your back is the latest trend.
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you.
I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of the train,
Kiss you all starry-eyed, my body swingin' from side to side.
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you.
Here is the church and here is the steeple,
We sure are cute for two ugly people.
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you.
Pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me,
So, why can't you forgive me?
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you.
I will find my nitch in your car,
With my MP3, DVD, rumple-packed guitar.
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, "b", "a", start.
Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart.
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you.
You are always tryin' to keep it real,
I'm in love with how you feel.
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you.
We both have shiny, happy fits of rage,
You want more fans, I want more stage.
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you.
Don Quixote was a steel-driving man,
My name is Adam, I'm your biggest fan!
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you.
Scrunched up your face and did a dance,
Shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants.
I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else but you.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo but you.
