1. Mom : Dont forget to unload the dishwasher.
Mom: Did you finish ur homework?
Mom: We have to go to your grandmother's house for Thanksgiving.
Mom: Dad & I talked, we are going to buy u a car next month.
Me: U are??? Omg thank u
Mom: No. We're not. I just wanted to make sure you were getting my texts.
Me: That was cruel
2. Dad: Don't come home me and your mom are getting it on tonight
Me: Hahahah! gotta hate autocorrect right?
Dad: What do u mean
Me: You mde a typo right... look at your last text.
Dad: No i didn't make a typo
Me: ......
3. Mom: Ur great aunt just passed away. LOL
Me: Why is that funny?
Mom: It's not funny David! Wht do u mean?
Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud!
Mom: Ohmy goodness!! I sent that to every1 I though it means lots of love. I have to call every1 back oh god
4. Mom: "What does IDK,LY & TTYL mean?
Me: I dont know, love you, talk to you later.
Mom: OK, I will ask your sister.
5. Mom: Hi Honey how was your day? 8========D
Me: WTF MOM! WHY'D YOU TYPE A PENIS EMOTICON??!?!?!
Mom: I don't know what you mean 8=======D is an alien smiley face
Me: No it's not it's a penis. Who told u that?
Mom: Well I saw it in some of ur brothers texts to his GF and when I asked he said it was an alien. Wait so 8=======D~ {()} isn't an alien getting on a ship?
Me: ......No Mom it isn't.
6. Roel: Why aren't you answering?
Bryan: Sorry, I dropped my phone and I can't find it. I'll text you when I find it.
Roel: Okay
Roel: You find it yet?
Bryan: No
Roel: Okay, let me know when you do.
