Maid For MBLAQ

         Hello, I am Ria Hee. I am looking for a job, any job will do. I am willing work for long hours as long as it pays my rent. I'm good at cleaning and housekeeping, so I'm the perfect maid. I didn't know that MBLAQ needed a maid, I just heard people talk about it in the convenience store, it provided a good salary, and all I had to do was clean...

         Dressed in proper job interview clothes, my hair tied up into a low ponytail and my confidence winded up a notch, I walked into the JTune building and handed in my well filled form to a lady in the reception with my head held high.

         "Hi, I'm applying for the job as a maid for MBLAQ" I said and sent her a well rehearsed smile.

         "Leave the paper in the box and take the lift to the 3rd floor and wait in line." she replied without taking her eyes off the screen, she used her pen to tap on the giant box right next to her and yawned slightly.

         "Thank you." I slipped my form into the box and watched it flutter on to the top of the huge stack, one of the few thousand applicants. I tried not to let this fact weigh me down as I walked towards the lift, there were 3 girls waiting.

         "I can't believe I'm going to be MBLAQ's maid!!!" The first squealed, fanning her face with her hand dramatically. 

         "Of course you won't get admitted, because I'm going to be their maid!" The second snapped back and re-adjusted her bag strap on her shoulder.

         "I wonder what's on the 3rd floor?? I can't wait, this is a one in a million chance!" The third murmured excitedly.

         Ah... So these girls are also applying for the job.  The lift arrived with a soft ding, the mirror-like doors opened and revealed thirty girls, pouring out of the lift either bawling their eyes out, or very close to swearing. Me and the other three girls flattened ourselves aside to let the stampede of females pass, then we slipped into the lift.

         Where did they all come from?! 

         "Ding! Third floor. " Chirped the lift.

         The doors slowly opened and revealed a crowd of girls yelling and pushing against one another. 

         "What is this!" yelled a girl and yanked another by her hair,

         "YAH! WHO ARE YOU?? STOP CUTTING IN LINE! I'VE WAITED FOR 5 HOURS NOW!" 

         Suddenly the doors to the office opened and the people stampeded inside. Bright lights shone from the ceiling, the place was filled with plastic chairs, each girl rushed to a chair and sat down. Up on the stage, podium was set. A man in a dark suit stepped up onto the stage.

         "Hello, I am Gi Yuk Man, MBLAQ's manager, I'm pleased to meet you all." 

         The crowd clapped politely.

         "WHERE ARE THE BOYS!" a voice yelled.

         "MBLAQ will not be joining us today" Mr. Gi replied stiffly. "If you are planning to see them, then I'm sorry to inform you, they won't be here. So I suggest those of you who don't want the job, to just leave now.

         There was a collective moan, a few people got up and left.

         "You have all applied for the job as MBLAQ's maid, you will pass through 4 different stages, if you pass them, you become MBLAQ's maid," He continued. "Please enter the door to the left when your name is called out. Thank you."