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Why is the longest nose on record 11inches long because if were 12 it would be a foot joke not by me.

Your so stupid u climbed over a glass wall to see wat was on the other side

We will never be royals u can call me GREEN BEANS

You so ugly hello kitty said goodbye to u XD

Haha lol

Knock knock

Who's there

Oink oink

Oink oink who

Are you a pig or an owl

1st girl : your fat

2nd girl: look in the mirror lately

2nd girl : oh I'm sorry you can't look in a mirror if you can't fit the frame

1st girl: your book is crap

2nd girl: who cares what you think

3rd girl : you just got owned

Girlfriend: your teeth are so beautiful they remind me of a song

Boyfriend : what song

BLACK AND YELLOW

Why the chicken cross the road cause it looked at your face

Girl you know it's not Halloween

Mean girl yes

Girl then take of you mask

What do you call some one who won't share and swims in water a

Some one who is shellfish

To blondes

Ju your hair looks like noodles

Ja your hair looks like string

What if we tied our hair together

💡a ball of yarn

Knock knock

Who's there

A fun

A fun who a fungi(fun guy ) who likes to party

I made this up

Parody or wrecking ball

I came in like a rainbow red blue violet indigo but you can't forget yellow some people think it's a gay ay symbol

If you like 👦s raise your hand if you don't say thriller 5 times really fast turn around spelling dumb then say I am two times comment and tell me what you said

What is the last song you listened to say the name then say up my but ex.( sail) up my but

Songs I recommend sail awolnation

Come and get it Selena Gomez

Cruise Florida Georgia line

And if you add up my butt it will sound funny sail up my but come and get it up my butt cruise up my but lol

I will update more ttyl xox

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 05, 2014 ⏰

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