AT THE DRUGSTORE
Salesperson:Welcome to Willie's Drugstore, what can I help you with
Teddy:A ticket to a different planet
Salesperson:I'm sorry Miss I don't have that?
Teddy:Nevermind
Walks towards the Drug Section
Teddy:Dimethylmercury I'll get that for a slow painful death, maybe I'll get arsenic too
Salesperson:Miss just to remind you, umm.. we have a sale on makeup products if you w-wwant
Teddy:Why is she so scared, ohhhh I'm holding dimethylmercury and arsenic in my hand that's why.Do you have eyebrow pen drawing sketch pens thingy?
Salesperson:You mean eyebrow pens?
Teddy:Yup
Salesperson:shade?
Teddy:I don't know Macadamia Brown
Salesperson:(rolls eyes)you mean almond brown
Teddy:Yes,Yes almond brown
(Hands Teddy eyebrow pen)
Teddy:Thanks, so how much do all of them cost?
Salesperson:In-nnncluding those drugs?
Teddy:Yes, why?
Salesperson:N-nnnothing
(Quietly does her thang, and Teddy leaves the drugstore)
Hey guys, if you didn't know dimethylmercury and arsenic is a type of poison 💀
