Simanda Anthology

I wanna love you

A/N this story was heavily inspirated by song I wanna fuck you, so please listen that song also and leave your comment below. Warning: This charapter is basically only about sex, so if you aren't into it, please skip to the 3rd story.

It is our 11th season of Britain Got Talent, first day of auditions. We have something planned for Amanda with the production team. Earlier I had ask her to put nice underwear for today because I knew she wouldn't put bra otherwise. She was confused by me asking her to do that but now I'm pleased to see her obeying my will.

She's sitting next to me on the judge table and she's having nice white blouse and black skirt, really professional my girl. Her hair is tied in the one loose braid. She's in so casual clothes and still she looks absolutely stunning. Her white shirt shows off her nice lacey bra and I'm hoping she put matching panties today.

We have been here sitting forever and everyone starts to feel little bored from all the terrible auditions we have had. But finally the guy I have been waiting the whole evening comes. Guy, what's his face, comes to the stage almost shaking from fear. He's nothing very special, bony kind, tall and decent looking face. But there he stands waiting for us.

"Hello, what's your name?" I open the conversation to pull him out of his misery.

"Benjamin Giles", the boy answers voice shaking, gosh he annoys me already.

"Well hello Benjamin, how old are you?" Amanda ask with sweet tune. She pities the poor boy.

"I'm 29", who cares, just start your act already and grow up.

"Please, the stage is yours", I end this chit chat because I really don't care to know anything about this guy. I just want to move on and get to Amanda's surprise.

The boy takes of his shirt so clumsily that it makes me wonder if he have ever had sex, probably not. Then he put his hands on the pole behind him and starts doing his ridiculous act which is something between awkwardly humping the pole and clumsy dance.

I push the buzzer, Amanda follows me almost immediately and hides her face behind her hands. This is really cringy and I'm happy to see that Alesha also reaches the buzzer. Only David is left and I know he's letting this go on only to annoy me.

Finally David has enough and he ends the act with his buzzer. I'm laughing in this point because of the horrible performance. I can see Amanda also smiling behind her arms. Alesha is laughing with me and David has this stupid smirk on his face.

"Well, David", I manage break from my chuckling.

"That was-uh-something. I'm quite happy with you, you made my Simon laugh. He have been awful grumpy all day!" David states.

"Um yes, it definitely was something. But I don't think it was anything we are looking for, I'm sorry. Amanda", Alesha says awkwardly and turns to Amanda who is now lowering her hands from her face.

"Well that was actually really hard to watch, honestly", Amanda tells and turns to me for help. I just courage her to say more, enjoying every second of her discomfort. "Just terrible, you looked very uncomfortable there."

I so love it when Amanda is talking honestly and not trying to be too kind. How will they ever understand how badly they suck if everyone keep stroking their egos?

"Who have ever told you that you can pole dance? Definitely not your girlfriend, you were so awkward looking when you were taking your shirt off that I'm pretty sure that even your right hand haven't see you naked. Honestly, go home, stop dancing, get laid and try again", I tell the guy honestly. My job here is be brutally honest, people enjoy it. Not the ones I'm being honest with, though.