Chapter 51

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I wasn't that drunk!" 
Dude, you stood on the tv, yelling "LOOK AT ME, I'M ON TV!"

"I wasn't that drunk!" 
Dude, you were on my roof yelling: "I'm on top of the word!" then you fell.

"I wasn't that drunk!" 
Dude you called your mom on the phone asking her 'sex at my place or your place'!

"I wasn't that drunk!" 
Dude, you climbed up a tree and said "OH MY GOD! Look how big this piece of broccoli is!"

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