RonaldMcdaddy

Ronaldmcdaddy: Chapter one

               Deep in the depths of the crusty McDonald's restaurant a science experiment went wrong. Wapow!, just like that Ronald McDonald's evil twin was born. Ronald McDonald looked at his twin " He shall be named Ronald McDaddy " said Ronald Mcdonald. 20 years go by, Ronald McDaddy looks at the menu and snaps it in half out of anger. "There must be more," he says. Later on that day, he walks past a summertime daycare and just like that he gets the idea. " I shall kidnap them! "said Ronald McDaddy. He lured the kids into his van by telling them he has rare Pokémon. Two of the children crawled into the van out of curiosity. McDaddy then puts them in a headlock while shoving rags of chloroform in their faces. Next he grabbed a blender and started grinding the children up, piece by piece. Soon McDaddy got scared and realized that he would have to hide the ground up children and just like that he came up with the McRib, but wait, what if someone realized the children were in the McRib. He would have to wait it out, at least until the police stopped looking for the kids. Soon it would be winter and the McRib would be introduced. (A couple months later) The McRib shows up on the menu and people rush into try it. Burger King starts to get infuriated by McDonald's growth in sales. "We shall steal the recipe!" thought Burger King. Later that night, Burger King decided to break into the McVan Mobile. Just when they thought that they had found what they were looking for, they found the rags of chloroform, the blender, the missing children's clothing,and the McRib meat. The Burger King and his accomplices looked at each other with scared looks " You know what this means, right? "Said one of them to the others. Next thing you know there were news articles raging about the McRib massacre. Soon a ransom would be put on Ronald McDaddy's life. Ronald McDaddy can't and won't trust anybody, so he will have to run for his life. Ronald McDaddy fears of being caught so he leaves late at night.