phanfic? nah klance took over

what the fuck is this

phil is sitting on the couch watching his favourite tv show called voltron

when dan walks in and is like "PHIL"

and phils like "PIDGE WTF- oh hi dan"

and dans like "where TF is the baby"

and phil points to the floor

and the baby is asleep on the floor

so dan runs over to the baby and is like "why is lance on the floor?"

and phils like "he was sleeping and i didn't wanna wake him"

and dans like "seriously? i leave for two minutes to wash the dishes and the child is asleep on the floor"

and phils like "we're still gonna get payed, plus he was happy"

and dans like "PHIL THAT IS NOT WHAT BABYSITTING IS ABOUT"

and phils like "fine"

so he takes the kid and they watch voltron with him

then the parents come to get the child

*knock*

and dans like "oh keiths here"

so he gets to the door and is like "sup m8"

and keith walks in to the living room and is like "hey phil, hello offspring"

and lance is like "dadddddd"

and gives him a hug

and then he's like "where's other dad"

and phils like "yeah where's lance #1"

and keiths like "he broke the dishwasher so he's getting a new one, anyway let's go son"

and so they leave

and dans like "they're such a happy family"

and phils like "yeah"

and dans like "do you think we'll ever be like that"

and phils like "yeah"

and dan glares at him and is like "so phil i'm currently on fire"

and phils like "k"

and dans like "PHIL"

and phil looks up from the screen and is like "DAN CANT YOU SEE THAT VOLTRON IS HAPPENING AND SHIRO JUST PASSED OUT SO NOW THEY HAVE NO HEAD"

and dan gets up and walks out and is like "i swear to fuck phil, you and your cartoons"

then phil puts it on pause and is like "huh? did i do something wrong?"

and chases him out

then phils like "sorry"

and dans like "das okay"

and then they go make dinner

THE END