Spirit Love

Small Bits

Edgy began to eat the pancakes that Muffet had made. They tasted much better than the ones that Pap and Undyne made.
            "Metty babe!" Muffet had answered the door while all the Sans' started eating. Edgy looked over at Bruise with jealousy as Blueberry had sat next to him. They seemed deep in conversation, but at least it wasn't Tail-
              "Oh that's really kinky..." Tail said as he stared at Mettaton and Muffet.
              "I don't see anything even close to being sexual in a kiss," Edgy muttered, Maybe me and Blueberry may be able to kiss like that...
               "No look at their legs, Muffet's leg is in between Mettaton's and Mettaton's bent knee beside the thigh it's just-"
               "Stop!!!" Edgy yelled, attracting the attention of Muffet and Mettaton.
                "Wow someones mad!" Undyne waltzed in, hand in hand with Papyrus.
                "Undyne darling how's the kids?" Mettaton asked the fish woman.
                "I don't have kids!" Undyne laughed, "But keeping up with this many Sans is like children."
             "Ahuhuhu..." Muffet giggled, "It was a joke Undyne but really, we all know you and Papyrus are so going to be parents."
              That's when Edgy noticed something, Papyrus and Undyne were blushing, like really hard! Had he never noticed this before?
             "Well that would be nice!" Papyrus shooed off the comment, "Well we'll be going- SAAAAAAAANNNNSSS HURRY DOWN HERE!!!"
             "I'm comin' bro," Sans yawned as he walked down the stairs.
               "Is that one of Frisk's sweaters?!?" Undyne covered her mouth trying hard not to laugh.
               "Oh um..." Sans looked down at the sweater and then looked up at Undyne. "Um well... Ya like jazz?"
              "SAAAAAAAAANNNS!" Papyrus yelled still smiling at the joke.
               "Whatever, I guess I could finally tickle your funny bone dude." Sans winked while he got some breakfast.

"Ooh look Edgy! We unlocked Jigglypuff!" Blueberry bounced up and down on the couch.
             "Y-yeah, pretty neat huh?" Edgy said as he watched Blueberry select Jigglypuff then the stage in which to brawl in.
            Cosmo started chewing on the bottom of his eraser, "Different universes... hmm... Errors... hmm..."
               "Stop making smart noises!" Edgy scolded the Sans.
              "Hey I'm sorry-"
              "GIMME BACK THAT COOKIE!!!" Bruise talked as he tried to pin down Tail.
              "Ooh Bruise stop!!!" Tail squiggled, "Oh Pork and Beans, Pork and Beans!"
               "Your really nasty you know that?!?" Bruise snatched the cookie.
             "Those cookies haven't cooled yet!" Muffet angrily stomped into the room, "I swear you guys are even worse then the original Sans!"
             "Muffet dear, come here for a moment," Mettaton called Muffet back into the kitchen.
              "I got my eyes on you..." She glared at the skeletons before returning to the kitchen.
              "Ooh really Muffet! I didn't think I was that sexy to you!" Tail said.

"No sugar, no violence, no museums, no concerts, no fancy dinner restaurants-" Muffet sighed dramatically. "You guys are pretty rowdy."
             "I guess..." Edgy hissed as he shuffled a tad closer to Blueberry.
                Blueberry grabbed Edgy's arm and started pointing at something, "That looks like a really tall puppy! Like greater dog but with brown fur!"
             "Yeah it does," Edgy said looking at the brown furred being.
               Blueberry started to run at it, "Are you lost?"
               "Wait Blue!" Edgy ran to catch up to him, he noticed the monster was much, much taller then they thought. It was between two buildings and it seems to hide. One eye was a deep red and the other was brown. It also seemed to have wings...
             It growled at Blueberry, who jumped back a little but didn't stop talking to it. "Hey I can help you, I won't hurt you!" He smiled, "I'm Blueberry, this is Edgy. He can be grumpy sometimes but he's really a big sweetheart!"
              Blush, Edgy felt it, rising onto his face, he was sweet?!? As in nice sweet, like a kind of love sweet, a sweet as in maybe Blue liked him?
              The creature looked sympathetic and happy for a moment before it hissed and reached a claw out to hurt Blue. Edgy, who wasn't thinking grabbed onto Blue and shoved him backwards and instead the claw hit him.
Dust
He was going to be dust...
          He looked at his hands seeing the small partials of dust rising from his hands as he felt Blueberry run over and grab him for a moment. He then ran away when he heard the creature growl and pin Edgy on the ground.
            Blueberry would never know Edgy's true feelings for him. He opened his mouth before he shut it then mustered all his strength and yelled.
             "BLUEBERRY SHOULD BE MY BOYFRIEND!" He didn't say anything emotional like 'I love you' or 'you mean the world to me'. Just... he wanted Blueberry to be his boyfriend.
              The creature removed its foot from Edgy as something blue surrounded him. Then he felt life being given back into him.

Papyrus was hovering over Edgy, "Are you ok?" He asked worriedly. Soon all the Sans' were gathered around him, all were just staring at him. Then Blueberry burst forth and grabbed Edgy's shoulders. "Did you mean it?"
              "...?" Edgy stared at him, not quite sure what he was talking about.
             "About wanting me to be your boyfriend?"
             "Yes..." Edgy grabbed Blueberry's cheek, "I would do anything for you Blue, I would kill myself for you, I would lie for you, I'd steal for you, I'd even kill for you."
              "Oh Edgy!" Blueberry started tearing up while hugging Edgy.
                "But how am I still alive?"
               "Oh, I did this bubble field thing that I never knew that I could do, then Papyrus and Undyne came out of nowhere! Undyne was sooooooo cool! She beat away the animal thing and then Pap came up and started healing you somehow! But he passed out after and now he can barely eat."
             "Thanks dude," Edgy stood up and sighed, "That was a pretty close claw."
              "HAHAHAHHA!" Sans laughed, "Good one!"
"Guys don't you think that monster was a tad fishy?" Undyne asked as she walked into the room.
"No but you are!" Sans grumbled still holding a grudge on the fish.
"SAAAAAAANNNNS!" Papyrus yelled, "Undyne don't listen to that little rat he's just a big fat jerk."
"You could say that again!" Undyne spat.
"But Undyne does have a point, it looked much like the monster that was described in the news." Cosmo tapped his chin, "If that's true we just saw Frisk."
Sans suddenly stopped breathing, he grabbed his head and crumpled to the ground. "Undyne..." He looked up one eye glowing a bright blue, "IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!"
He summoned a four Gaster Blasters and shot them all at Undyne, destroying part of the apartment. When the dust cleared there stood Undyne, a single spear in her hand. "That all you got pipsqueak?"
"Not in the house guys..." Papyrus ran over to Undyne, "Please no fighting, we'll be able to figure this out no worries!"
"BUT SHE HURT FRISK!!!" Sans was crying now, "WHY?!? WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?"
"Ya think I KNEW IT WAS FRISK?!?" Undyne yelled back, "Mr. Star over here has just informed me of that fact alright!"
"I hate you Undyne..." Sans cried, "HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE!!" Sans grabbed her arm and yanked her down to where they were eye level, "You took my brother! You never even thought to ask me first-"
"You and Frisk watched us kiss for the second time!" Undyne whacked Sans off her, "Plus Papy was being a real man, he made the first move. He's the one who kissed me first!"
"YOU COULD'VE STOPPED HIM!!!" Sans summoned a few bones but was stopped by a orange beam which startled him. It didn't hit him but went right beside him.
"Sans..." Papyrus fell to the ground and passed out.
"PAPY!!!" Undyne ran over and checked his heart beat making sure he was alive. "Oh Papyrus babe..." She began to kiss his forehead and about everywhere on Papyrus' face. "Leave..." She hissed to Sans who looked awestruck at what he had made Papyrus done.
He ran, out the door, away from his home, his brother, himself, but you know he was running to now? Frisk.