Herobrine X reader

25

-Recap for our poor cockblocked Hero-

"So, you guys gonna do it?"

"GET OUT SMEXY!"

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-Timeskip of laziness-

Humming, you shot out a hand to latch onto the handle of the god of all gods...

The refrigerator.

One cannot live without the refrigerator. If you do not posses this godly item, you risk smelly food and...

WARM DRINKS.

Okay, that was strange. Anywho, you opened the door of the fridge, peering inside the cool chamber. Seeing nothing that piqued your interest, you grabbed a water bottle, your hand brushing something meaty on the way. Probably an organ. You get used to it after a while. Retreating your hand out of the cold fridge, you shut the door, turning to open your beverage.

Bump!

You let an "Eep!" escape your lips, stumbling slightly. Glancing at whatever you bumped into, you saw that it was a mouse with its head cast downwards. A grey, sad mouse. The rodent looked so depressed, that you almost wanted to cry and hug the small creature.

"U-uhm, are you alright?" you nervously asked, kneeling down to the small mouse's height, which was up to your knees. The mouse didn't answer. After a paused moment of silence, the mouse slowly creaked its head upwards, it's empty eyes meeting your intrigued (e/c) ones.

"GYAOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!" it shrieked in the most ear splitting, shrill voice possible, it's face seeming to melt, dripping onto the floor. You quickly flung your arms to cover your ears, the water bottle cluttering on the floor. Shutting your eyes, you attempted to block out all sounds of this hellish creature.

"What the ever loving fuck is going on?" a voice whined, a small figure coming into the room. Barely hearing the voice over the screaming, your darted your eyes over to a doorway, seeing a doll float in the room. The orange, fox-like doll's eyes widened.

"Hey, Suicide Mouse, you're back! Now shut up."

The rodent, 'Suicide Mouse,' looked up at the floating figure, staring at it. Small drop of it's flesh still dribbled down its chin, falling into a large dark grey puddle at its feet. Straightening it's posture, the puddle of its melted self flew upwards into the mouse's face, settling down into it's original position. Slouching over again, Suicide Mouse pulled his arms behind his back, his hands intertwined in his own, and sluggishly walked out of the room.

"Uhh..." you managed to say, unsure what was even appropriate to say. Tails Doll's eyes scanned over you, slightly smirking.

"Don't worry, he does that to everyone he meets for the first time. He's just saying hi and welcoming you." the doll snickered, before going to the fridge to pull out some sort of gem, or was it candy? Well, Tails Doll took the candy gem thing and popped it into his mouth, before floating out of the kitchen again.

"Hey, I heard something in here, what the heck's going on?" a tall figure hurriedly shouted, sounding panicked. The figure had a black suit with bright neon polka dots on his suit, varying in colors. A top hat sat on his head, a small daisy sitting on the hat.

"They left..." you monotonously stated, still unsure of what just happened. The tall slender like man opened his mouth, an "Oh," leaving his lips. Walking behind you, he flung open the fridge door, taking a small pastry out, before shutting the door and teleporting out of the room.

Still standing in the kitchen like an idiot, you slowly reached down and grabbed the dropped water bottle, to then drag your feet to your room.

"Hey." a voice greeted. Eyes darting over to meet the owner of the voice, you saw that it was Herobrine. Sighing a sigh of relief, you sat on your bed. At last, someone that had some relevance to the plot!

"This house is messed up..." you said, sounding half dead. The Minecraft character chuckled.

"Just noticing that, doll?" You playfully frowned, rolling your eyes.

"Shut up." you teasingly said to Hero. Herobrine smiled, sharp teeth poking out from his lip. Sitting down next to you on your bed, he slung a long arm around your shoulders.

"Uhm, you maybe, wanna hang out some time?" Herobrine nervously asked, blushing and looking at your wall. You softly laughed, a smile gracing your lips.

"Don't we already hang out a lot?" you teased, lightly punching his arm. Blushing more at the mistake, he frowned slightly.

"Y-you know what I mean..." the tan male sputtered. You giggled, blushing as well.

"I get it, sure."

"...SO ARE YOU GUYS GONNA HAVE SEX OR WHAT?"

You yelped, falling off you sitting position on your bed.

"SMEXY! WHAT THE HELL!?" you yelled. Herobrine cupped his face with his large hands, embarrassed. The rapist shrugged.

"Hey, it's fucking boring here! I can't go out for a while, AND I NEED TO SEE SOME ACTION!" you threw your pillow at Smexy's pale face.

"THAT GIVES YOU NO EXCUSE!"