Monday, a.m.
(8:13) Dude, she just hit me in head with a spatula earlier!
(8:14) Um, A spatula? Who is this?
(8:16) Oh my God. Zach I know your slow, but really?
(8:17) Um... my name is not Zach. And also, who is this?
(8:18) Oh wait, Sh*t. Sorry wrong number. Later.
(8:19) OK... I'll just act like this didn't happen...
tuesday, am
(10:29) Now, she broke my arm...
(10:30) Wrong number again.
(10:31) No. No I'm updating you.
(10:32) Oh... but why would you do that?
(10:33) Because I'm bored.
(10:34) OK.... who is this?
(10:35) The most hottest person that you have ever texted.
(10:36) Oh my God... Matthew, is this you?
(10:37) Whos Matthew? he sounds lame.
(10:38) Hah. Try saying that to his face.
(10:40) Well... gotta go.
(10:41) OK bye RPIJT.
(10:42) RPIJT?
(10:43) Random person I just texted.
Wednesday, p.m.
(4:32) Hey, what would happen if I dropped sodium in a toilet?
(4:33) No! Don't do it! It will go KABLAM!!
(4:34) Well, I'm still doing it.
(4:35I'm texting an idiot.
(4:36) Awww.. don't be like that...
(4:38) Dude....
(4:40)Did you block me?
Friday, a.m
(9:01) So, how did the the sodium thing go?
(9:03) I thought you blocked me....
(9:04) I didn't... The doctors took away my phone...
(9:05) The doctors?
(9:06) Yes doctors. I kinda have A dysfunctional kidney....
(9:07) Oh.....
(9:08)....yeah. So what are you doing?
(9:09) Studying.
(9:10) Wow. You can read?
(9:11) Yeah I can. If I can't, how am I reading this conversation?
(9:12) Oh, sorry. I was being mean. Let me rephrase that, you can study?
(9:13) Yes and no. Yes, I can study, but no because I did it against my own will.
(9:14) Against your own will?
(9:15) Yes, because Roderich forced me to study.
(9:16) Who is he? And how did he force you?
(9:17) Roderich is a stuck-up, prissy aristocrat. He forced me by using Bella.
(9:18) OK.....
(9:19) Can we play a game?
(9:20) What game?
(9:21) Yay! I'll start. What is your gender?
(9:22) Female.
(9:23) Woah! your a girl?! I would never have guessed!!
(9:24) Ouch. How about you?
(9:25) Imma boy!!
(9:26) Wow. Never would have guessed. Note the sarcasm
(9:27) OK, Touche. Your turn.
(9:28) Ok.... who's Bella? Is she your girlfriend?
(9:29) Why are you asking? Are you jealous? ;)
(9:30) Of course not. I'm just curious.
(9:31) No, She is not my girlfriend. Ew. She is Prissy Roderich's girlfriend.
(9:32) Well, I gotta go or else I will be late for school.
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Humor"I should have never done this," Sarah muttered, feeling the cold December wind of London hit her. She should have just stayed at her home, enjoying the comfort of her blanket. But no, she had to meet up with her text buddy, who was waiting for her...
