It's Crazy I Know (Eren x Levi)

Eren and Erin

I walk down the street to my work place humming to the music that's blasting through my head phones, I reach the door to the maid café my friend, Hanji owns, I push open the door to be greeted by an over excited Hanji
"Heya Eren!!" They shout jumping over the counter to come see me
"Heya." I smile over to them when they flash a big grin
"Erreeennnn~?" They call, I frown know they were going to ask a question I didn't like
"No." I say
"You don't even know what I was going to say.." they moan
"I know." They seem sad and I give into their puppy dog eyes
"Fine, what?" I ask
"Hehe," they giggle "as you may know, Petra has recently gone on holiday to see her parents.." I frown and tilt my head unsure as to what they mean, I nod as to say 'go on' and they do
"Soo...I'm going to need you to be a maid for a little while.." they smile, I stare at them blankly for a little while before what they say sinks in and I freak
"What? No! Get someone else to do it!" I scream as Mikasa, my (adopted) sister walks in
"Eren, Hanji and I have already talked about this, and we can arrange it so your shift can be worked over, so you may as well do it." She looks at me blankly
"Why do I had to do it?" I ask
"Because you could easily be mistaken for a girl~" Hanji puts in and I growl at them and they laugh
"It won't be for long, only till Petra comes back~" they smile, I growl and nod, earning a nod from both Hanji and Mikasa, Hanji grabs my hand and drags me back into the now unisex changing rooms, they strip me down to my underwear and I shout as they do
"Hanji!"
"What?" They cock their head to the side
"I can do this myself." They role their eyes and hand me a maid dress
"Be quick we need to open soon and I still need to do something with that hair." They point to my head
"I better be paid more for this." I grumble
"Sure~" they sing merely from the outside.
I pull on the dress an make sure I cover some scars that are on show, I role my eyes at my own weakness and grab a bottle of consler that Mikasa lent me, and used it to cover the other scars that can't be hidden by the dress, I look in the mirror and look at my feminine shape, I role my eyes and call Hanji into the room, they scream in delight and grab something from the side, they sit in front of me and I let them get to work as Mikasa sorts herself out.
After about 15 minutes Hanji lets me look in the mirror and I did not look like me, I had a long brown wig trailing over my shoulders it had side bangs falling just over one eye and I had dark make up on giving me a punk emo look and I smile and nod at the work Hanji had done, when I did so they throw something at me and I look up to the two people in front of me
"I don't really have to do i-"
"Yes." They say in unison I grumble and go make it look like I have boobs I give them both a twirl and everyone is ready to open up. After a little while I get more used to bring a girl for my audience and more of the staff come in and get ready as they do Hanji informs them of what's happened and everyone gets settled.
It turns to the night and that's when the café is most busy, I go to greet the new customers
"Hello master." I say while bowing and in return I got a
"Tch" I frown and look up with a smile when I see two people I wish I didn't, I conceal my fear and hope the don't recognize me
"Table for two is that master?" I ask
"No, just get us Hanji" bushy-brows (Erwin) orders and I smile and go fetch Hanji cursing under my breath I go behind the counter
"Yo glasses, two people here for you." I say, they pop their head from round the corner
"Huh?" They asked
"That Levi and Erwin are here.." I say and point to the door
"Oh!" They shout
"Ohh shorty!" They shout and start running toward Levi, he just 'tch' again while Hanji jumps on him and Mr.bush-brows
"Why you both here?" They asked
"You gave Levi a job, remember?" I became stiff
"Oh yeah! Okay go into the back Levi~" they yell no one paying attention as they were all googling at the girls
"Hanji I don't know where I'm going.." he pointed out
"Oh yea~" they tapped their chin and looked around until their eyes landed on me and smirked, I shook my head and they nodded
"Our girl Erin over here will show you~" I walked over with a forced and sarcastic smile aimed at Hanji
"Emo girl over here really?" Levi mused sarcastically and I laughed that he had no idea who I was but then I frowned and said
"Do you wanna know or not?" I said in a harsh female tone and he roled his eyes and followed me to the back. I pointed out where he need to go and where his clothes would be. I walked around to the mirror to give him privacy, I pulled up my socks over my knees and made my make up settle, I turned around to see Levi trying to tie his tie and failing miserably so I go over and help him, he tries to stop me but I just gave him a 'really' look and he let me sort it out for him, when I finished he asked how he looked and I looked him up and down, and honestly he looked hot but I couldn't say that so I just shrugged my shoulders
"Alright I guess." He gave me an emotionless look and said
"Okay." I looked at him, his muscles slightly clear beneath his shirt he slipped his blazer on and walked out.
It was finally the end of the day for me and I want to get changed Hanji running up behind me with a massive grin on their face and they handed me my pay for this week I looked at the number and my eyes widened
"I didn't expect this much more." A tear slipped from my eye "thank you"
"It's okay just keep being Erin the punk girl for me." They said and smiled at me
I walked into the changing rooms smiling wildly, the rooms were deserted so I felt I could lose character, I changed back into my usual wear and took of the wig and make-up to see me, I wiped the make-up off of my arms and I looked down at them and whispered
"Why am I so weak, I'm fine right now but when the voices become stronger at night I lose control." I role my eyes pull on a jacket and grabbed my bag and turned around to be met with silvery-blue eyes, I cursed under my breath

Word count: 1244

My first fanfiction I hope you enjoy.
Credit to the creater of the fanart above.