Harry Styles And His London Adventure

Chapter Two: New Alliances

"What on earth is One Direction?" Enquired Shrek, bewildered. Unbeknownst to Shrek, the hearts of billions of teenaged girls across the globe simultaneously broke as those words left his luscious lips. "It isn't safe here." Said The blue figure, scanning the streets. The blue stranger handed Shrek a slip of paper. "Meet me at the address there tomorrow at noon. Come alone." Suddenly, the blue figure turned into a ball and disappeared into the night.

"This night couldn't get any weirder!" Shouted Shrek. And he was right, because the rest of the night was pretty normal after that. Shrek found a McDonald's and had a wholesome and healthy meal of 400 McNuggets and 34 McGangbangs. (A McGangbang is when you split a McDouble in half and put a McChicken in the middle.) After his meal, Shrek found the nearest hotel and slept the night away.

That night Shrek had an unusual dream. He came to conciseness in a dark room shaped like a pentagram. Music was softly playing. A familiar tune, but he couldn't remember where he had heard it before. The floor lit up the points of the pentagram and before him a man appeared. He had a chin strap beard and a red baseball cap. "Stay away from me." Said the figure. "You won't stop me! You can NEVER stop me!" Shrek was confused. Who was this man? "But I don't know you!" He replied. "You will!" Shouted the man. He disappeared. And as Shrek blinked so did the pentagram room. Now Shrek found himself dangling off a cliff side that perched over jagged rocks.
"Help me, please!" He heard himself cry out. Someone appeared over him. It was the blue stranger from that night. "You did real good, boy. But you forgot one thing." Shreks eyes widened "What?! What did I forget?!" The blue hedgehog smerked, and stomped on shreks fingers. Shrek let go of the legs and plummeted into the rocks below. He awoke in a cold sweat and realized he wasn't alone.