Lemongrab.
The true name hides unacceptable mysteries.
No age.No gender.Only a name
And a brother.And another brother.
But these are unacceptable facts.
My life is just unacceptable.
But one day, with clear blue sky and sunshine in my eyes, I saw something unacceptable.
The skies have opened wide.There was nowhere left to hide.
Suddenly a lightning fell down from the skies, making unacceptable smoke.
What the actual fuck.
The smoke cleared out and I saw a massive figure.An unacceptably massive figure.
There was music.And the figure singed (growled) along:
THOR! ODINS SON! PROTECTOR OF MANKIND!
Seriously what the fuck.That is unacceptable.
Who the hell would come into OOO this way.
Who the hell was he?
I saw his face.
He had big white beard all over his face.
He wore a strange dress?Robes?Anyways it had something strange on it.It had some strange signs.Greek?What the hell?
His muscles were unacceptably big.
I loved em.Oh and if you still don't know, I'm gay.Thats acceptable.
I also noticed his roman shoes.But if he was Greek, why would he wear roman clothes.
-Greetings!-said the figure-I,the mighty Zeus,God of Thunder,Monarch of Olymp,offer my help for you.
Zeus?God?Who da fuk is dat?I heard that gods have strong muscles.I poked his magic stick.I guess he really was a god.
-Help?What do you want?
-I'm just here to help.Im going to tell you a prophecy.
*mysterious wonky voice*
"The one with yellow skin, will be the one to rise and defeat the dark water spirits.The Draugen and The Kraken will be strong,but the real strength will be on the warriors path."
Come on man.Prophecy?Unacceptable.Also it sounds like it's been written by a 4 year old.Knock it out.
Also, yellow skin?Come on.Thats just so racist,it's unacceptable.
-You are the on, Lemongrab.
-Who?!Me?!
-Indeed.
-But why me?
-Cuz u the first one I saw, lol.
And he faded away.I don't know what is a Draguen or a Kraken, but this was going bad.
It was unacceptable.
