"Omfg hari we didn't die lit af dank memes"
U sayd
"Mai longest ya boi evar" harvi said
Then I said "not as long as ur cockalini alfredo father steels ;)))))))"
"O ya bb suk it 5 me"
"Ok dad" nd u Barbara ( not bob they always say bob who is bob ) ur head up and down on his cockADOODLEDOO
"o shit proncess sit on mai fas"
U sit on his fas
"O fuck mai coochie wit ur tung"
He dus so and liks u cleen
"U taste like shit fuk u bitch kys die uglie"
He said and u pick up a pees of the asteroid and wipe ur tearz
"Oh bby I'm kidding ily" Harvard says
"I luv u 3 dady""Wat teh fook r yall doin mate HAHAHAHA golf HAHAHAHAHAHA derby" u hear someone say dat coming from da bread basket
"THE BRED IS ALIVE OMG IS THAT A SPOON?!? AHHGZJXHJSHXJXHXHXJUSHSDJD FUCK"
U hear coming from the bean jar
"Fook u oll am gunti fuk harie rite louve?" U open da fridge and see a carrot talking called Luise
Luis clims into harriies arse bum hole and thrusts hard like almos as hard as niall when he sees beer omfg
"O fuk y/n thrus Leuis in mai bumbity bum bum pooper whole"
And u do so abd when u take it out hARI SHITS OUT A BABI OMFG ILLUMINATI BC THAS HOW IMPREG HAPPEN
waitWtf
"HARSHEL U R PREGGERZ?!?!?!"
Then u heer a smooth voice
"I got him pregnant"
OMFG ITS BARAK OBAMA HOMY SHOT WHAT TGE FUCL THAS LIT FAM"No homo jus bromo" the babi sais covered in Shit
We all watch in shook !1!
...to be continued

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