Kavelle 3a
Kavelle
Man was in dreamland uno lol until i feel a light weight on manz stomach im thinking wft. I wake up to see keiyerah sitting on my stomach and kaliah skinning teeth, i rubbed my eyes then both of them started creasin for some unknown reason man was thinking why are they laughing for, i felt something cold n gooey on my head i touched it then removed my hand to see WHIPPED CREAM on my fucking head KMT and guess what they even put a cherry on top kmt lol
Me: im giving you 5 seconds to run now!
Kaliah & keiyerah: RUN
Those 2 crabs ran like some leopards on crack were chasing them. The way i jumped out my bed was emotional
Me: you cabbages better say sorry now!!!
Keiyerah: ( in the distance ) never you fished hahaha hehe
Her laugh made me angrier lol because of how jarring it is lol. I got a bucket of ice cold water hehehahhaha muahahumahaa lets see whos laughing now lool. Keiyerah and kaliah ran into the garden bad idea even its bloody big but it was still a bad idea lol now they have nowhere to run.
Kaliah: Kavelle Isaiah Darrell Jerome Johnson im sorry
Keiyerah: yeah what she said
Kaliah: KMT about she
Me: hahaha i don?t care
After that poured all the water on them hehe they started screaming like chickens lol, i walked off feeling satisfied lol. Getting whipped cream on manz head 1) your wasting food which can go in my mouth and 2) getting it on manz fresh shape up kmt nah curz
I walked up to my bathroom and brushed my teeth and had a 20 minute shower. After that i got out then creamed my body with my special mix dunnoe lol.
I put on my grey and white boxers then dark blue Armani jeans, white vest with my grey and white stripy jumper, then put on my white and grey air force 1z, my sliver chain, then my 2 diamond earings, my grey and white new era hat, i was looking fresh and i was ridin low man like me has a backoff lol, you may think im vain but im really not lol. I sprayed myself with lynx Africa then i was done, then time was now 11:30am. I quickly got my pouch then put all my things inside including money :D :P
I walked downstairs and went to the kitchen to make myself some toast, my food and i walked into the sitting room were kaleeb was.
Me: where were you yesterday bruv
Kaleeb: none of your fucking business
Me: KMT your fucking rude blad estupido imbecile (stupid dickhead)
Kaleeb: your mum
Me: you?ve got the same mum as me you dumb twat
Kaleeb: ohh yeah lol
I rolled my eyes, hes laughing and im thinking bruv you need help, the boy hasn?t even got a wifey yet and hes 20 he needs to leave the yard man lol
Couple of minutes later keiyerah and kaliah came downstairs already dressed kaliah and i were taking keiyerah to the cinema then shopping then keiyeah was staying at aunty lisa house ( femi?s mum ) we don?t want her here for the shubz uno lol.
When they saw me they screwed me hard, i started laughing again
Kaliah: shut up and let?s go
Me: skeen ite den
Kaliah and keiyerah: bye kaleeb
Kaleeb: yeah yeah bye (in a not bother way )
Keiyerah: your rude, no wonder why you don?t have a girlfriend KMT (she stuck out her tongue after lol )
