Puddin

Prolougue

Harley P.O.V.

"But puddin I-"

"Not another word Harley!
I make the plans around here! I set it up! I. Kill. BATMAN!"

"I know puddin, I just thought it would make you happy that one of your plans was finally put into action! Look! He's upside down, so he sees the piranha's frowns as smiles!"

"The joke isn't funny if you have to explain it!"

"But..."

"See this is the problem with comedy, you're always taking shots from people who just don't get the joke!"

And just like that, I'm falling.
Down.
down.
down.

Then everything goes black.

***

I wake up and see the sky; black and painted with stars. I struggle to get up, with every bone in my body aching. I limp, then start to walk.

Then I realize what has just happened.

"My...puddin...threw me out a...w-window"

Tears stream down my face, messing with my face makeup and making it run. I pull of the headpiece of my jester costume, letting my bangs fall over my face.

It starts raining. I lean against the wall of the alley. Letting quite sobs escape my mouth followed by tears streaming down my face like tiny waterfalls.

"Puddin...WHY?!?!" I ask myself as my sobs grow louder.

I push my bangs out of my eyes. "Wait Harley...you're being ridiculous..." I think to myself. "Mr.J loves you...he'll apologize..." Then the tears start pouring out again. "Oh who am I kidding?! He NEVER loved me. He used me for his evil schemes. Then when he was done with me he would just throw me out like a piece of garbage!" I yell to no one in perticular.

I place my head in between my knees and sob for a very long time.