Fairy Tail One Shots

GIRLS NIGHT

Author: okay so once upon a tim-

Cana: Oh shut the hell up! They're my friends so ima tell the story of girls night!

Author: but Cana!!! I'm the author!!!!

Cana: Oh hush up you emo weirdo! I wanna tell it!

Author: Cana you've been drinking again haven't you! And just to let you know some people might find you calling me an emo weirdo offensive, but you got lucky because 1 I don't get insulted easily and 2 I take that as a compliment.

Cana: Shhhhh too many words... fine you can finish telling it... I want a nap!

Author: well now we haven't even said anything yet, Cana! And I guess your too drunk to tell it anyways... alright back to the story!

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No Ones POV
About 6 months ago fairy tail got 2 new guild members: Nova the older of the 2 and Leah the youngest. Nova the more outgoing of the 2 bonded with everyone extremely well and as for the younger one, she was shy. Cana then took it upon herself to befriend Leah. Little by little Leah and Cana became good friends, Nova soon joined in in the friendship as well. About 3 months into their time with fairy tail Cana sees Leah chugging down a large bottle of rum. Cana then challenges her to a friendly drink off, at first Leah is nervous but the buzz from her previous drink took the edge off and she agreed. Of course Leah looses in the end but not by much and Cana is quite impressed. Cana then finds out that Nova drinks as well and is overwhelmed with excitement of new drinking buddies. And as you'd expect, Nova, Leah and Cana all become drinking buddies! About a week ago Leah invited Cana over for a girls night for just the 3 of them and while they were at Nova and Leah's apartment they cracked open a can of beer that Nova thought would be fun to try (they mainly drink wine and hard liquor like vodka and rum So beer was a 'new' taste to discover). Leah went first and just about died trying to swallow the mouthful of beer she had just taken, Nova just kept choking on the awful taste and when Cana tried it that it was so awful that she threw the can out the window and happened to hit a certain flame brain in the head.

Natsu POV:

As I'm walking down the road to get to Lucy's I'm hit with a flying can and the annoying sound of what I call girls over reacting. I look up to see an apartment complex with only one window open on this side of the building. It looked to be an upstairs about floor 2 apartment. There was the sound of a lot of choking and of someone spitting something out like what you would do If something tasted bad. Not to mention the smell of booze that hung heavily in the air and on my clothes. I looked down at the can and noticed it was a beer can! Ugh!!! I just washed these clothes!!! I'd better teach those morons to think twice before throwing crap at me! I then furiously March up those stairs and to the the apartment with the smell of booze wafting out like waves of an ocean. I angerly knock on the door and wait for an answer. Cana answers the door and looks disgusted. Seeing that it's someone I know I push past her into the apartment. There is so many different bottles of hard liquor and wine all over their apartment. I then see Leah rolling of the floor pawing at her tongue in disgust and to my left is a bathroom with the door open I see nova chugging down a bottle of mouthwash. At this point my sensitive nose was beginning to burn from the reek of alcohol. Some how I conjured up enough brain cells to decide that teaching them a lesson wasn't worth it. With that I left quickly walking past an angry Cana hurdling insults about how disgusting the can of beer was. She then proceeded to insult Nova for even suggesting tasting the beer

Leah's POV:

At this point I'm dead so I grab the bottle a rum and chug it down and pass out while laying half off the couch.

Nova's POV:

Leah is passed out with a bottle of rum gripped tightly in her small hands, And now Cana is ranting about wanting a corn dog so I suggest we go to the store for corn dogs. She agrees, but then changes her mind once again and proceeds to start stripping and soon she's going to go to the shower and wants me to come join. So instead of even making it to the shower we end up with the hot and heavy make out session topless in front of the shower. Thank god Leah was too hammered to wake up because things got pretty wild. ;)

Dedicated to Nova_Strauss, for being my inspiration and my amazing basically sister