im not sorry for the chapter title
Dj Howell: Can i leave dis swamp daddy?
Shrek: u call me daddy
dj howell: u asked me to
shrek: yes i did
dj howell: can i plz leave
shrek: y u wanna leave mi swamp
dj howell: because phil b pregnant and i needz to take care of him
shrek: that is falso
dj howell: it is falso
shrek: y u wanna leave
dj howell: bc im havin a baby child
shrek: git out of mi swamp babies r not memes
dj howell: bye bye * leaves*
shrek: DONKEYYYY GIT IN MY SWAMP