The Story Of Donald Twump

Chapter 6 - Twumps Trip To The White House

WUTTLE TWUMP Sits In The Back Of The Taxi Munching On His Soft, Soggy Churro That He Stole From El Duaeblo. Ehhhh This Churro Is Making Me Feel Like A Liberal... HEY TAXI DWIVER PULL OVER I GOTTA TAKE A DUMP! Twump Waddles Over To The Porta Potty And Closes The Door He Opens The Lid And WHATTY THE FUCK BERNIE SANDERS!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU DOIN INSIDE THE TOILET ?! IM OUTTA HERE! Wuttle Twump Shits All Over Himself And Shuts The Lid On Bernies Face. Twump Waddles Back To The Taxi And Gets In He Falls Asleep As It Takes The Taxi Dwiver Seven Hours To Get To The Captial. Once WUTTLE TWUMP Makes It To The White House He Waddles Up The White Steps Turning Them All Brown From The Shit Swamp Inside His Dress Shoes. Twump Then Knocks On The White House Doors He Is Greeted By Barack Obama. Donald J. Twump You Rascist Mexcian Hating Cornholio I Demand You To Get Your Orange Ass Off My PWOPERTY!!! WUTTLE TWUMP Stands There And Looks At Obama While Counting His Green Cards.... I Dont Think So Mister Obama... Twump Gives Obama All 23 Of His Green Cards  WHAT IS THIS? GREEN CARDS!! MISTER TWUMP YOU ARE PWESIDENT OF THE WHITE HOUSE FROM HERE ON OUT. ME AND THESE GREEN CARDS ARE TAKING A TRIP BACK TO MEXICO Obama Makes A Run For It And Trips Down All The Shit Covered Steps Dropping The Green Cards And Breaks His Neck On The Steps....